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9898 wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 12:20 pm
HamstasParadise wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:10 am

goodpost:)

Playground level rhyming. Whatever next?
They chase me from the North, South, West and East,
They don't wanna catch me 'cause I'm a beast,
We know his name is Hamstaboy,
And everyone treats him like a sex toy,
Don't matter at all,
He's still the biggest tool,
No shame dribbling in his pie and mash,
But he sure don't wanna clash
Oh dear. Truly lame. You have shown yourself up big time. Perhaps I have got under your skin if you are trying to have a go at me. Maybe not, but you wouldn’t admit it if I had. You are consistently dishonest and immature.
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N.W.A (Numbers wit Asperger's) presents: Straight outta Trumpton.
Who the fuck is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?

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BillyDWhizz wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:56 pm N.W.A (Numbers wit Asperger's) presents: Straight outta Trumpton.
Trumpton ? Are you sure. ?

More Rampton possibly. ?
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Whiskyman wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 3:48 pm
BillyDWhizz wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:56 pm N.W.A (Numbers wit Asperger's) presents: Straight outta Trumpton.
Trumpton ? Are you sure. ?

More Rampton possibly. ?
Aaaaargh! Why the fuck didn't I think of that? Shut up. No, you shut up...
Who the fuck is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?

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N/A
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James Hunt, you're a cunt


Can't think of verse 2
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It looks like I can expect one of these every morning now.

When it stops being doggerel I’ll let him know.
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Got the words to bubbles wrong at every attempt
COYI!!!

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terrya1965 wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:01 am
9898 wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 8:35 am I'm a terrorist, I'm a slayer
The ultimate player,
I bring life to the hater,
I'm a walking defibrillator,
I go after the grey man,
He walks like a clown,
My weapon is my post,
The victim that plays dead has been turned to toast,
The hate is my spinach,
Silence is my dream,
I'm a butcher,
I'm a manslayer,
I take out grey and vanilla,
I'm a triggerman killer.
Is that some trendy rap crap tune from today's youth?

Are you giving away your identity?One of them young 18,19 year old?

My kids like stuff like that.I cannot stand the sh*t music of today tbh,.but everyone to their own.
Do your kids like stuff like this Tel ?

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Newmarket wrote: Sun Apr 10, 2022 12:06 pm
terrya1965 wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:01 am

Is that some trendy rap crap tune from today's youth?

Are you giving away your identity?One of them young 18,19 year old?

My kids like stuff like that.I cannot stand the sh*t music of today tbh,.but everyone to their own.
Do your kids like stuff like this Tel ?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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