It would appear that my long time compadre and fellow deviant has disappeared. One can only surmise that a dastardly act has befallen him.
I've left no stone unturned.
From PornHub, to an animal farm just outside Gdansk, from dogging retreats in the Cotswolds, to Gypsy encampments in Bydgoszcz, I've even notified the CDC in case he's caught swine flu whilst wandering around N17.
I've searched women's toilets, bird sanctuaries, caves, illegal moonshine manufacturers, Jaywick, even torture chambers that Scotland Yard don't know of, but all to no avail I'm afraid, he's just disappeared like spuds in a semi final.
I shall continue my search of course, Svet has contacts in the Spetnatz and Horace is out on the Moors as we speak with a shovel and four kegs of patio cleaner.
But let it be known if he has been harmed in any way or is found wandering around in a state of high delerium dressed as Greta Thurnberg then all hell will break out.
Saddle up Gertrude, the game is afoot!
