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terrya1965 wrote: Sun Dec 19, 2021 9:24 am
palerider wrote: Sun Dec 19, 2021 7:46 am Oz over 450 ahead now.

Madge Bishop from Neighbours coming in at the fall of the 5th wicket to throw the bat for a declaration.



Ps. She's out now.

Bowled by Anderson after a quick-fire 35.
Is Rolf Harris in yet?
He's only just been let out tel, give him a chance. :) :D
Just like my dreams they fade and die.
But on the positive side..............

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Oi you blokes. Unless the rona intrudes, welcome to Hobart for the 5th test. Small boutique ground where even a pom should hit the boundary!! :D :D
Just like my dreams they fade and die.
But on the positive side..............

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tassiehammer wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 8:25 am Oi you blokes. Unless the rona intrudes, welcome to Hobart for the 5th test. Small boutique ground where even a pom should hit the boundary!! :D :D
Love a bit of porn


Oh that said pom. They look similar in a blur
COYI!!!

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JayK wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 8:59 am
tassiehammer wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 8:25 am Oi you blokes. Unless the rona intrudes, welcome to Hobart for the 5th test. Small boutique ground where even a pom should hit the boundary!! :D :D
Love a bit of porn


Oh that said pom. They look similar in a blur
Porn and the way poms are playing are the same. Completely fucked. I'm copping heaps here. :D . Not the porn but fucking heaps. :D
Just like my dreams they fade and die.
But on the positive side..............

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tassiehammer wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 9:58 am
JayK wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 8:59 am

Love a bit of porn


Oh that said pom. They look similar in a blur
Porn and the way poms are playing are the same. Completely fucked. I'm copping heaps here. :D . Not the porn but fucking heaps. :D
You’re a mess :lol:
COYI!!!

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JayK wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 8:59 am
tassiehammer wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 8:25 am Oi you blokes. Unless the rona intrudes, welcome to Hobart for the 5th test. Small boutique ground where even a pom should hit the boundary!! :D :D
Love a bit of porn


Oh that said pom. They look similar in a blur
You can't beat it Jay.
Especially the Aussie Sheila's.
20 stone, hairy arsed munters, not a tooth in their bonce and can take a punch
Marvelous stuff.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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We need a complete change.

Ship all the useless cunts back here and send out the Dagenham Girl Pipers.

Can't do worse.

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palerider wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:14 pm We need a complete change.

Ship all the useless cunts back here and send out the Dagenham Girl Pipers.

Can't do worse.
I've just shot my bolt.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Today, day after boxing day, is officially my day of doing sweet fuck all. So the trouble informs me. So at the mo just sitting here watching the warm ups and prep for day 2 of the test. Not sure if its a factor but the aussies seem to take their warm up pretty serious while the 3 lions sit outside the local maccas waiting for Bairstowe to finish his half a dozen egg and bacon mcmuffins. :D :D
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They’re making more of a fist of it this time. If they can put a decent second innings together, we could be in trouble.

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