I'm sitting on the fence so much over this I've got splinters up my arse and there are those who'd pay good money for that.BlackDiamond wrote: ↑Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:27 pm Well it's an interesting one and one that rests on Everton FC. If DM is offered the position then I think he takes it and Lingard probably joins the new Everton as part of their 'project' and all that old flannel.
Do West Ham then move for Nuno Espírito Santo and if they do, would he work for the short twins. And if he would, then our transfer targets all change and we recruit a couple of Wolves players using the Declan Rice money.
Conversely if Everton decide to recruit the Portugese then Lingard doesn't join their 'project' but Wolves still get raided. Either way Wolves get supremley fucked.
And then the only decision is,does Declan leave. And I think we can guess what is most likely.
What is most unlikely is, DM rejects Everton because he is very happy at West Ham,West Ham are very happy with him, Lingard joins from Man U citing he is very happy, Declan stays because he too is very...and we sign some top talent, who as it turns out, contribute enormously to the happiness.
I think that covers where we are, exonerates the guilty and protects the innocent.
The Messiah is the safe option. We won't go down with him but we won't reach the giddy heights of the past season with him either. He won't do wet work. And Statler and Waldorf won't give him the readies even if he did. So it will be back to another 9 month routine of Jasmine the cat being kicked one week, given extra dreamies the next. Ok if you're a long-suffering Hammer but not if you believed the shit the dwarf spouted when he took over.
The toffees, in their frustration, are even thinking of a return to these shores of Mr. Dead.
Although still in the nation's capital of benefit fraud, drug dealing and general thievery, I've nothing against them really, so my advice would be, don't be so fucking stupid.
