I've just seen that Phil Jones and Nemanja Matic are being linked to us again. Worryingly these two steaming piles of dogshit are exactly the type of players that Sully adores so I'd not be at all surprised to see us in for them.
That got me thinking about all the other shit players that no doubt we'll be linked with between now and the start of next season so I thought I'd start a list - It'll be interesting to see how many of our guesses actually do get mentioned in the same breath as us in the media during the silly season.
I'll start off with:
Ryan Bertrand
Jeffrey Schlupp
John Lundstram
Please feel free to add any players you wouldn't want anywhere near our club but just know in the pit of your stomach we're going to get linked with at some point.
Who the fuck is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?
The papers will have us linked with everyone. Moyes probably has already got his targets lined up and if they're as good value as Soucek, Soufal, Dawson and Lingard for the money they have cost us I'll be happy.
Remember to a man we all thought Dawson was absolute pony, and although he's not quite the Virgil Van Dawson that we were beginning to think he was, he has been a bargain!