Done lots over years but about 3 years ago
It was pissing down of rain and got on the train at plaistow station on way to slone square and as we pulled in to west ham a big oldish lady got up from her seat waddled out of the door and her umbrella that against the seat landed by my feet.
A guy calls out excuse me lady you forgot .... With that I picked up the umbrella and as the door was closing the umbrella flew through the gap Phil tayloresk And landed at the old girls feet
Hero or what when the doors shut I was thinking ...... when a woman tapped me on shoulder and said excuses me that was my umbrella I was like but he pointing to the bloke who called out she had forgot her umbrella. He said no mate she's left her book pointing to the book on seat
Well the floor could of opened up And I offered her the money but she just laughed and said no it's ok it was so funny and cheered me up she said
Worse thing was my nephew had seen it all ( didn't even see him and he never spoke to me after ) and told the family so when I arrived at slone square my phone was red hot with umbrella jokes and I was like how the fuck do they know
Anyone else
