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Well I’ll be fucked. I am half his age and I am struggling to cope with one wife. Clearly, the bulge in his wallet is the attraction rather than the bulge in his diapers.

I loved every single moment of my wedding including the best man McCunty pranks and his provocative one liners in his speech. But I couldn’t suffer the same humiliation/jubilation 4 more times in this lifetime.

What a sad old (rich) fuck.

Optimistic Lee wrote: ↑Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:43 pm Well I’ll be fucked. I am half his age and I am struggling to cope with one wife. Clearly, the bulge in his wallet is the attraction rather than the bulge in his diapers.

I loved every single moment of my wedding including the best man McCunty pranks and his provocative one liners in his speech. But I couldn’t suffer the same humiliation/jubilation 4 more times in this lifetime.

What a sad old (rich) fuck.

You have to get the balance right Lee.
One that can build a shed at 3 in the morning, doesn't mind cooking you a full English when you stagger in the door after a week on the piss. Someone who doesn't mind a quick back scuttle when she's engrossed in the soaps. A proper woman who can iron a shirt and make a cup of cha at the same time, but most importantly one who doesn't mind getting the gloves on for a sparring session and can take a punch without calling for an ambulance.
All these things need careful consideration my good man.

Lady P always takes up the reins if I've got a boatload of Somalis waiting to be picked up and I'm suffering from 12 pints of Butcombe and a goat phaal the night before. No questions asked. It's what a relationship should be all about.

I'm lucky to have her. She can take full voltage on the cattle prod too. Don't make 'em like that any more.

Good on him!.... Like a reviving slug trying to wake up!!!!....