Well I’ll be fucked. I am half his age and I am struggling to cope with one wife. Clearly, the bulge in his wallet is the attraction rather than the bulge in his diapers.
I loved every single moment of my wedding including the best man McCunty pranks and his provocative one liners in his speech. But I couldn’t suffer the same humiliation/jubilation 4 more times in this lifetime.
Optimistic Lee wrote: ↑Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:43 pm
Well I’ll be fucked. I am half his age and I am struggling to cope with one wife. Clearly, the bulge in his wallet is the attraction rather than the bulge in his diapers.
I loved every single moment of my wedding including the best man McCunty pranks and his provocative one liners in his speech. But I couldn’t suffer the same humiliation/jubilation 4 more times in this lifetime.
What a sad old (rich) fuck.
You have to get the balance right Lee.
One that can build a shed at 3 in the morning, doesn't mind cooking you a full English when you stagger in the door after a week on the piss. Someone who doesn't mind a quick back scuttle when she's engrossed in the soaps. A proper woman who can iron a shirt and make a cup of cha at the same time, but most importantly one who doesn't mind getting the gloves on for a sparring session and can take a punch without calling for an ambulance.
All these things need careful consideration my good man.
Lady P always takes up the reins if I've got a boatload of Somalis waiting to be picked up and I'm suffering from 12 pints of Butcombe and a goat phaal the night before. No questions asked. It's what a relationship should be all about.
I'm lucky to have her. She can take full voltage on the cattle prod too. Don't make 'em like that any more.
