Hussar Mon Ami.palerider wrote: ↑Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:35 pmQuite so my learned friend. I'm to be a grandfather myself in May.Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:06 pm My 2 year old granddaughter's range of words is coming along nicely. So far she's mastered the phrases.
Hook nosed heebie cunts.
Fuck off moyes, you clueless prick
and a particular favourite of mine.
Oi dwarfy, I'm taller than you!
This home learning things a doddle, I tell ya.
And I've been buying her a few books.....Baby's first doner, Daddy goes dogging, Mohammed and the sinking dinghy. Basic stuff.
It's important the older generation pass down valuable knowledge I feel.
Nothing beats the look on a little one's face when you introduce them to their first bottle of Jim Beam or when you give them a taste of a freshly plucked magic mushroom as an accompaniment to a Farley's rusk.
We're off out later to buy some wood for a mini torture chamber I'm building her.
None of your dolls house woke shite for us!