Bomb kills two people in Poland.

[Brookbonds73]

A bomb blast has killed two people in Poland.
Russia says it wasn't them.
NATO's having a think about it all.
Ronnie Corbett the Ukrainian president says it was Russia.
Joe Biden sending US troops to Fiji.

David Moyes trying to buy back Jordan Hughill!

[JayK]

Not laughing at the bomb but

[palerider]

What the papers say about the bombing.


Express. Harry and Meghan unaware of the blast as they stroll in a California park.

Star. Bomb was aimed at London. Millions will die with the next one.

Mail. Contestants in the jungle in horror over bomb but today's trial by bear shit goes ahead.

Guardian. Bomb was fired by the Consevatives.

Scottish Herald. Would never have happened if Scotland was independent.

Independent. The blast proves we need to take in more asylum seekers.

Sun. Putin's mistress in saucy underwear tells us how the 'Phwoar' is going.

[BlackDiamond]

Who gives a shit about a two-bit farm, observed Putin, after being advised that Ukranian air-defences had fired on a Nato country

[Dwayne Pipes]

An accidental misfire from Ukrainian defence systems or a
Deliberate ploy from Zelenskyy ?

[Brookbonds73]

An accidental misfire from Ukrainian defence systems or a
Deliberate ploy from Zelenskyy ?

I've never trusted that sneaky little runt either.

[Brookbonds73]

In other news....

Joe Biden sends his best wishes to Neil Armstrong on his upcoming trip to Mars.

[palerider]

In other news....

Joe Biden sends his best wishes to Neil Armstrong on his upcoming trip to Mars.

Diane Abbot has raised a motion in the House of Commons as to why the Russians were bombing Poundland.

[Brookbonds73]

In other news....

Joe Biden sends his best wishes to Neil Armstrong on his upcoming trip to Mars.

Diane Abbot has raised a motion in the House of Commons as to why the Russians were bombing Poundland.

Diane Abbot has just passed a motion and her bowels are working wonderfully.