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How The Hell ?

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:13 pm
by Whiskyman
Does anybody cheat at fucking CHESS ??? :o

Apparently the Chess World has been rocked by the Word Champion, some Norwegian bloke, accusing someone he recently played of cheating.. I want to know how it is possible to actually do this. Did he lean across the board when his opponent wasn't looking and nick one of his pawns ? Or did he surrepticiously push a knight onto a different square.? Clearly chess could do with the introduction of it's own VAR system to ensure such shenanighans are nipped in the bud. Obviously the delay in resolving such issues could ruin the game as a spectacle as fans of the players will not be able to cheer and chant until a move (I think the chess lot call them gambits btw) has been scrutinised by the adjudicators, although it must be hoped such a delay would not totally destroy the atmosphere and excitement.

But seriously. How is it possible to cheat at the bloody game.?

Re: How The Hell ?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:04 am
by Noni
Whiskyman wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:13 pm Does anybody cheat at fucking CHESS ??? :o

But seriously. How is it possible to cheat at the bloody game.?
Apparently he had a devise up his ars!...... Giving him the correct signals. ;) ... :lol:

Re: How The Hell ?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:27 am
by Whiskyman
Noni wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:04 am
Whiskyman wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:13 pm Does anybody cheat at fucking CHESS ??? :o

But seriously. How is it possible to cheat at the bloody game.?
Apparently he had a devise up his ars!...... Giving him the correct signals. ;) ... :lol:
The mind (not to mention the arse, boggles). I'm still at a loss to understand how you can signal a chess move up someone's fucking jaxy . I know massive technological advances are being made every day but-------- :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How The Hell ?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 12:08 pm
by jameskel
:D :D was thinking the same. Perhaps he had an extra queen up his sleeve?

Must have been online games, using some super computer to plans his moves

The sad cunt

Re: How The Hell ?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:43 pm
by Whiskyman
jameskel wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 12:08 pm :D :D was thinking the same. Perhaps he had an extra queen up his sleeve?

Must have been online games, using some super computer to plans his moves

The sad cunt
More likely to be some old queen giving him one up the arse. ;)

Re: How The Hell ?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:03 pm
by Rick_Deckard
alledgedly he has anal beads up his arse than can be remotely vibrated...morse code for assholes !...

Re: How The Hell ?

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 11:18 pm
by Whiskyman
Rick_Deckard wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:03 pm alledgedly he has anal beads up his arse than can be remotely vibrated...morse code for assholes !...
Ain’t technology wonderful. :lol:

Re: How The Hell ?

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:39 am
by Noni
Rick_Deckard wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:03 pm alledgedly he has anal beads up his arse than can be remotely vibrated...morse code for assholes !...
Is there a Dummies book out for that? :?

Re: How The Hell ?

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:42 am
by Noni
Whiskyman wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:27 am
Noni wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:04 am

Apparently he had a devise up his ars!...... Giving him the correct signals. ;) ... :lol:
The mind (not to mention the arse, boggles). I'm still at a loss to understand how you can signal a chess move up someone's fucking jaxy . I know massive technological advances are being made every day but-------- :lol: :lol: :lol:
Personally if I lose at a game, I shit myself!... :lol:

Re: How The Hell ?

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:46 pm
by Dwayne Pipes
Hear the anal beads were supplied by his Czech mate.