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Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:41 am**

You have them for every poxy thing under the sun now.

Need a shit ?

Download our app............Fuck OFF !!

I went to a quiz night at a pub about 4 miles away last night. I got a lift there, thought I'd get a cab back. But this is Somerset ffs, so instead of a 90 minute wait in the wind I walked. After the sausage and chip meal (no vegan alternative available) and 5 pints of Butcombe.

On my return the Health app that counts your steps on my phone pinged.

Workout detected.

Glad I'm looking after myself.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:20 pm**

You cannot beat 5 pints, a sausage and a work out.

Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2021 8:38 am**

palerider wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:41 am You have them for every poxy thing under the sun now.

Need a shit ?

Download our app............Fuck OFF !!

I went to a quiz night at a pub about 4 miles away last night. I got a lift there, thought I'd get a cab back. But this is Somerset ffs, so instead of a 90 minute wait in the wind I walked. After the sausage and chip meal (no vegan alternative available) and 5 pints of Butcombe.

On my return the Health app that counts your steps on my phone pinged.

Workout detected.

Glad I'm looking after myself.

Quite so.
I had a splattering the other morning after a delightful chicken Madras the night before.
I dropped my phone in the bog to test for consistency and all it could come up with was that I needed to eat more fibre.
Stupid fucking thing.

Posted: **Tue Dec 07, 2021 3:27 pm**

Noni wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:20 pm You cannot beat 5 pints, a sausage and a work out.

I thought the sausage and 5 pints WAS the workout

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