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The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:42 am
by palerider
The new spin-off was on last night set in 1950's rural Kent.

The love interest of the young bint is a tax man.

Who's black.

Of course Kent was overflowing with black people in the 50's especially qualified ones. Maybe he came over on a dinghy :lol:

David Jason will be turning in his Bentley.

Re: The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:14 am
by Newmarket
Has Wayne managed to master the forward defensive stroke yet ?

Re: The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:17 am
by palerider
Newmarket wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:14 am Has Wayne managed to master the forward defensive stroke yet ?
Northamptonshire dear boy.

Re: The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:55 am
by Dwayne Pipes
Any Lithuanian vegetable pickers involved in the plot ?

Re: The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:34 pm
by Brookbonds73
I can't wait for the wheelchair bound heshe non binary, BLM Buddhist elderberry drinking tranny doctor, riding around on they's pink bicycle, to enter the fray.
Should be a hoot!

Re: The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:05 pm
by palerider
Brookbonds73 wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:34 pm I can't wait for the wheelchair bound heshe non binary, BLM Buddhist elderberry drinking tranny doctor, riding around on they's pink bicycle, to enter the fray.
Should be a hoot!
Indeed.

We must strive to enforce inclusivity.

I've sent a script to ITV for a remake of When the boat comes in set in Dover.

Re: The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:58 pm
by Brookbonds73
palerider wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:05 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:34 pm I can't wait for the wheelchair bound heshe non binary, BLM Buddhist elderberry drinking tranny doctor, riding around on they's pink bicycle, to enter the fray.
Should be a hoot!
Indeed.

We must strive to enforce inclusivity.

I've sent a script to ITV for a remake of When the boat comes in set in Dover.

I've had a dabble with the Onedin Line set in Tilbury.
In it a black Chinese refugee called Sammy from Wigan sets sail to avoid rent arrears from a 6 months stay at the Ritz.
His wife Jim ( a meat packer from Congleton) and the family are stowed away on a merchant boat called Greta Turdberg and can't wait to set off on a great adventure that'll take them to far flung exotic places like the Maldives, Miami, Borneo and Kings Lynn.

Should be a gas.

Re: The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:00 pm
by palerider
Brookbonds73 wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:58 pm
palerider wrote: Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:05 pm

Indeed.

We must strive to enforce inclusivity.

I've sent a script to ITV for a remake of When the boat comes in set in Dover.

I've had a dabble with the Onedin Line set in Tilbury.
In it a black Chinese refugee called Sammy from Wigan sets sail to avoid rent arrears from a 6 months stay at the Ritz.
His wife Jim ( a meat packer from Congleton) and the family are stowed away on a merchant boat called Greta Turdberg and can't wait to set off on a great adventure that'll take them to far flung exotic places like the Maldives, Miami, Borneo and Kings Lynn.

Should be a gas.
The sins of our colonial past must be purged my learned friend.

Poldark must be re-made with black actors. An up and coming young star from Grays to play M'boto Poldark. And I'm sure one of our welcome friends fleeing war in France can play Mohamed Herriott in All Creatures Great and Small.

As for a bit of comedy I can just see Delbert Humphries mincing about saying 'I'm Free' in Are You Being Mugged ?


It's the future.

Re: The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:41 pm
by Dwayne Pipes
Bless this mosque
Only infidels and hostages
The likely bruddas
Mohammed’s Army

Re: The Larkins

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:38 pm
by Ironworksfc
Who the fuck watches the shit that itv, the BBC and the rest of the wank terrestrial tv channels spew out anymore