Well it's happening as we speak, energy prices are shooting up all over the place.
It doesn't affect me of course, as I've rigged my electricity supply up to the neighbours and haven't paid a bean for years, but for others it's definitely a stressful time, that is if you let it of course. Here are some tips from BB's book on survival.
1. If you have kids, and they're whining about the cold etc, then sell them on eBay. You have enough to worry about without some little oik complaining that he's been eating cold spaghetti out of a tin for 6 months. Ungrateful little cunt! And so what if he's wearing one of your shirts for school, roll the sleeves up and mush on. You'll get a fair price for the little scrote on eBay.
2. If it's a tad chilly inside, then set light to the furniture
It'll go up a treat and heat the house in no time. Fuck all that boiler business waiting for it to heat the radiators, a couple of matches and some lighter fluid and voila! Instant heat.
Better still if like me you have some illegals lying around then sling em on, they take a while to burn, but fuck me they can warm a front room in no time.
3. If you have an elderly neighbour, then move in. Make sure you tell her that you're her deceased husbands child from way back when old Charles dipped his wick in Doris's beef curtains and here you are! Eventually when she's took pity on you, you can get power of attorney as she's off her tits, with the drugs you've been plying her with and have her in a home in no time.
4. Finally get a very unscrupulous electrician to rig the neighbours energy supply up to your house. They'll be at one others throats over extortionate bills while you sit there blissfully pulling the head off Percy watching pornhub, sweating like a elephant on heat.
Chin up people, Dunkirk n all that.
