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Cabinet re-shuffle

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:52 am
by palerider
How that incompetent bitch Priti Patel has kept her job is bewildering.

BJ must be doing her up her fat arse whenever he clicks his finger.

Re: Cabinet re-shuffle

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:25 am
by Rick_Deckard
for the same reasons Corbynmonoxide never got rid of that porcine fugly bint abbotopotomous...
1: theres the effnic consideration...cant be upsetting the diversity cunts
2: shes got plenty of shit on him and waiting to use it if needs be

Re: Cabinet re-shuffle

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:32 am
by palerider
True enough.

Re: Cabinet re-shuffle

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:11 pm
by Brookbonds73
palerider wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:52 am How that incompetent bitch Priti Patel has kept her job is bewildering.

BJ must be doing her up her fat arse whenever he clicks his finger.
That would probably explain why BJ's bonce looks like an explosion in a mattress factory.
Priti's arse must be like a hippo's yawn by now.


I have to clean myself now.

Re: Cabinet re-shuffle

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:56 pm
by palerider
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:11 pm
palerider wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:52 am How that incompetent bitch Priti Patel has kept her job is bewildering.

BJ must be doing her up her fat arse whenever he clicks his finger.
That would probably explain why BJ's bonce looks like an explosion in a mattress factory.
Priti's arse must be like a hippo's yawn by now.


I have to clean myself now.
Indeed.

I couldn't shake off the thought either and ejaculated profusely.

In Halfords.

Re: Cabinet re-shuffle

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:59 pm
by Brookbonds73
palerider wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:56 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:11 pm

That would probably explain why BJ's bonce looks like an explosion in a mattress factory.
Priti's arse must be like a hippo's yawn by now.


I have to clean myself now.
Indeed.

I couldn't shake off the thought either and ejaculated profusely.

In Halfords.

Well needs must n all that.
I had a vision of priti's arse being rogered senseless by a rampant shlong whilst waiting to be called in for an appointment at the GP's. Needless to say I relieved myself immediately over an elderly bitch on crutches.
She was fine, but her carer was livid.

Another stint at her majesty's for me, I suspect!

Re: Cabinet re-shuffle

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:06 pm
by palerider
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:59 pm
palerider wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:56 pm
Indeed.

I couldn't shake off the thought either and ejaculated profusely.

In Halfords.

Well needs must n all that.
I had a vision of priti's arse being rogered senseless by a rampant shlong whilst waiting to be called in for an appointment at the GP's. Needless to say I relieved myself immediately over an elderly bitch on crutches.
She was fine, but her carer was livid.

Another stint at her majesty's for me, I suspect!
:lol:

Re: Cabinet re-shuffle

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:42 pm
by palerider
A momentous meeting today.

Joe.....Marvellous to be here. I hope the US public like the Ronald McDonald suit.

Great of you to come Angela. Have I had my dinner yet ?