Hammers Chat

Newmarket wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:35 am

h69 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:13 am

but she is our Pikey

That’s what the Canadian Chinese Rumanians are saying .

If she’s British my cocks a bloater

Very true. No chance then.

That said, to represent British society, she would probably need to be wearing a veil rather than a headband.

Not a tennis buff but I did love my famous poster of the girl player scratching her bare arse.

I shed my muck over it many a time.

palerider wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:53 pm Not a tennis buff but I did love my famous poster of the girl player scratching her bare arse.

I shed my muck over it many a time.

Anna Kournikova. Absolute beaut. No idea if she was any good but surely the poster girl for many muck chuckers

I doubt she will be the first woman to win a Grand Slam in 44 years although I suppose she may well be the first one whose sexual orientation is not clouded in suspicion.

But can someone please explain, in idiot proof language using simple words, how somebody born in Ontario to parents one of whom is Romanian and the other Chinese, can by any stretch of the imagination be described as British ?

I am puzzled. Maybe Palerider can confirm there is a small hamlet called Ontario in Somerset, maybe an enclave of Curry Mallet or Tinker's Bubble . Christ there are some stupid place names in that county FFS.

JayK wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:13 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:53 pm Not a tennis buff but I did love my famous poster of the girl player scratching her bare arse.

I shed my muck over it many a time.

Anna Kournikova. Absolute beaut. No idea if she was any good but surely the poster girl for many muck chuckers

I got this completely wrong. Anna Kournikova obviously stunning but the poster in question was taken in 1976 of a bird called Fiona Walker.

Some of you might still indulge in her current form as you’re in her age bracket. No competition from me. She’s all yours.

British, is she fuck

Along with Murray, who fucking cares

JayK wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:34 pm

JayK wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:13 pm

Anna Kournikova. Absolute beaut. No idea if she was any good but surely the poster girl for many muck chuckers

I got this completely wrong. Anna Kournikova obviously stunning but the poster in question was taken in 1976 of a bird called Fiona Walker.

Some of you might still indulge in her current form as you’re in her age bracket. No competition from me. She’s all yours.

I still would.

The only bird than can pickpocket people with chopsticks

Talented.

palerider wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 4:31 pm

JayK wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:34 pm

I got this completely wrong. Anna Kournikova obviously stunning but the poster in question was taken in 1976 of a bird called Fiona Walker.

Some of you might still indulge in her current form as you’re in her age bracket. No competition from me. She’s all yours.

I still would.

I knew you would

JayK wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 4:48 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 4:31 pm

I still would.

I knew you would

I would also .



You’re too fussy that’s your problem