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Tim you cunt.

Why did you delete them ?

I was getting a tad aroused.

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His nob fell off! :lol:

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palerider wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:27 pm Tim you cunt.

Why did you delete them ?

I was getting a tad aroused.
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Bring back Jonathon !

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Newmarket wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 4:00 pm
palerider wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:27 pm Tim you cunt.

Why did you delete them ?

I was getting a tad aroused.
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You withdrew my human right to offload.

There will be consequences.

BB and myself have contacted our solicitors.

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palerider wrote: Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:59 am
Newmarket wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 4:00 pm

👊🏻💦
You withdrew my human right to offload.

There will be consequences.

BB and myself have contacted our solicitors.
The game is afoot my friend.

There I was with the veiny beast hanging, sweating like a old bitch on heat, readying myself for a tugging session that Mandingo would've been proud of and voila! There it was, gone!
It's nothing short of blasphemy!
One should be allowed to pull the head off a Percy at a moment's notice, supermarkets, kebab shops, monasteries, duck ponds are just the tip of the iceberg.
I've a good mind to get the guillotine out of the garage and have him and the other blagards beheaded.
Lawyers have been informed my dear friend!
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:28 pm
palerider wrote: Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:59 am
You withdrew my human right to offload.

There will be consequences.

BB and myself have contacted our solicitors.
The game is afoot my friend.

There I was with the veiny beast hanging, sweating like a old bitch on heat, readying myself for a tugging session that Mandingo would've been proud of and voila! There it was, gone!
It's nothing short of blasphemy!
One should be allowed to pull the head off a Percy at a moment's notice, supermarkets, kebab shops, monasteries, duck ponds are just the tip of the iceberg.
I've a good mind to get the guillotine out of the garage and have him and the other blagards beheaded.
Lawyers have been informed my dear friend!
I'd been saving up a load for three hours when that cunt NM swung the axe leaving me frustrated and a tad psychotic.

Having strolled into town and pushed a couple of hikers in the river I returned and had to relieve myself watching a Greta Thunberg lookalike bound and gagged receiving anal from 14 African tribesmen and their goats.

Or maybe it was the real Greta ?



Bollocks.

Where's that fucking screen cleaner ?

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palerider wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:25 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:28 pm

The game is afoot my friend.

There I was with the veiny beast hanging, sweating like a old bitch on heat, readying myself for a tugging session that Mandingo would've been proud of and voila! There it was, gone!
It's nothing short of blasphemy!
One should be allowed to pull the head off a Percy at a moment's notice, supermarkets, kebab shops, monasteries, duck ponds are just the tip of the iceberg.
I've a good mind to get the guillotine out of the garage and have him and the other blagards beheaded.
Lawyers have been informed my dear friend!


Having strolled into town and pushed a couple of hikers in the river I returned and had to relieve myself watching a Greta Thunberg lookalike bound and gagged receiving anal from 14 African tribesmen and their goats.

You are very much mistaken on the tribesmen’s intentions my friend .
What you witnessed was their pre-coital anti-racism gesture .
The Premier League are said to approve.

As do the tribesmen’s audience though it’s not known if they understand it .
Bring back Jonathon !

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Newmarket wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:59 pm
palerider wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:25 pm



Having strolled into town and pushed a couple of hikers in the river I returned and had to relieve myself watching a Greta Thunberg lookalike bound and gagged receiving anal from 14 African tribesmen and their goats.

You are very much mistaken on the tribesmen’s intentions my friend .
What you witnessed was their pre-coital anti-racism gesture .
The Premier League are said to approve.

As do the tribesmen’s audience though it’s not known if they understand it .
:lol:

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palerider wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:25 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:28 pm

The game is afoot my friend.

There I was with the veiny beast hanging, sweating like a old bitch on heat, readying myself for a tugging session that Mandingo would've been proud of and voila! There it was, gone!
It's nothing short of blasphemy!
One should be allowed to pull the head off a Percy at a moment's notice, supermarkets, kebab shops, monasteries, duck ponds are just the tip of the iceberg.
I've a good mind to get the guillotine out of the garage and have him and the other blagards beheaded.
Lawyers have been informed my dear friend!
I'd been saving up a load for three hours when that cunt NM swung the axe leaving me frustrated and a tad psychotic.

Having strolled into town and pushed a couple of hikers in the river I returned and had to relieve myself watching a Greta Thunberg lookalike bound and gagged receiving anal from 14 African tribesmen and their goats.

Or maybe it was the real Greta ?



Bollocks.

Where's that fucking screen cleaner ?
Rumour has it that young Greta likes a bit of headboard banging whilst receiving a good bulling up the tukkas. Hence why she going a tad bald.

I have to clean myself now.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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