Tim you cunt.
Why did you delete them ?
I was getting a tad aroused.
The game is afoot my friend.
I'd been saving up a load for three hours when that cunt NM swung the axe leaving me frustrated and a tad psychotic.Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:28 pmThe game is afoot my friend.
There I was with the veiny beast hanging, sweating like a old bitch on heat, readying myself for a tugging session that Mandingo would've been proud of and voila! There it was, gone!
It's nothing short of blasphemy!
One should be allowed to pull the head off a Percy at a moment's notice, supermarkets, kebab shops, monasteries, duck ponds are just the tip of the iceberg.
I've a good mind to get the guillotine out of the garage and have him and the other blagards beheaded.
Lawyers have been informed my dear friend!
You are very much mistaken on the tribesmen’s intentions my friend .palerider wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:25 pmBrookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:28 pm
The game is afoot my friend.
There I was with the veiny beast hanging, sweating like a old bitch on heat, readying myself for a tugging session that Mandingo would've been proud of and voila! There it was, gone!
It's nothing short of blasphemy!
One should be allowed to pull the head off a Percy at a moment's notice, supermarkets, kebab shops, monasteries, duck ponds are just the tip of the iceberg.
I've a good mind to get the guillotine out of the garage and have him and the other blagards beheaded.
Lawyers have been informed my dear friend!
Having strolled into town and pushed a couple of hikers in the river I returned and had to relieve myself watching a Greta Thunberg lookalike bound and gagged receiving anal from 14 African tribesmen and their goats.
Rumour has it that young Greta likes a bit of headboard banging whilst receiving a good bulling up the tukkas. Hence why she going a tad bald.palerider wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:25 pmI'd been saving up a load for three hours when that cunt NM swung the axe leaving me frustrated and a tad psychotic.Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:28 pm
The game is afoot my friend.
There I was with the veiny beast hanging, sweating like a old bitch on heat, readying myself for a tugging session that Mandingo would've been proud of and voila! There it was, gone!
It's nothing short of blasphemy!
One should be allowed to pull the head off a Percy at a moment's notice, supermarkets, kebab shops, monasteries, duck ponds are just the tip of the iceberg.
I've a good mind to get the guillotine out of the garage and have him and the other blagards beheaded.
Lawyers have been informed my dear friend!
Having strolled into town and pushed a couple of hikers in the river I returned and had to relieve myself watching a Greta Thunberg lookalike bound and gagged receiving anal from 14 African tribesmen and their goats.
Or maybe it was the real Greta ?
Bollocks.
Where's that fucking screen cleaner ?