With the weather changeable we decided to stay on site at the spa and while the kids went to the gym I went dogging, eventually finding a pub, the Sheep and Smuggler.
They sold Rattler, Cornish cider, which comes in about 15 different fruity flavours, so I obviously had to try a pint of each.
Devon and Cornwall police found me at around midnight hanging out of the back of a labradoodle called Florence, reciting Henry V and with the cross of St. George carved onto my chest with a broken glass.
palerider wrote: ↑Sun Aug 08, 2021 9:28 am
Returned yesterday from a few days in Cornwall.
With the weather changeable we decided to stay on site at the spa and while the kids went to the gym I went dogging, eventually finding a pub, the Sheep and Smuggler.
They sold Rattler, Cornish cider, which comes in about 15 different fruity flavours, so I obviously had to try a pint of each.
Devon and Cornwall police found me at around midnight hanging out of the back of a labradoodle called Florence, reciting Henry V and with the cross of St. George carved onto my chest with a broken glass.
I love going on holiday.
Splendid show.
I can't wait to go to Spain.
Drinks on the plane, drinks on the transfer, drinks in the hotel, fighting in the street, throwing chairs at an unsuspecting dago, murdering the odd illegal, raping various rabid looking feral cats.
I don't know what I'll do on day two!
palerider wrote: ↑Sun Aug 08, 2021 9:28 am
Returned yesterday from a few days in Cornwall.
With the weather changeable we decided to stay on site at the spa and while the kids went to the gym I went dogging, eventually finding a pub, the Sheep and Smuggler.
They sold Rattler, Cornish cider, which comes in about 15 different fruity flavours, so I obviously had to try a pint of each.
Devon and Cornwall police found me at around midnight hanging out of the back of a labradoodle called Florence, reciting Henry V and with the cross of St. George carved onto my chest with a broken glass.
I love going on holiday.
Splendid show.
I can't wait to go to Spain.
Drinks on the plane, drinks on the transfer, drinks in the hotel, fighting in the street, throwing chairs at an unsuspecting dago, murdering the odd illegal, raping various rabid looking feral cats.
I don't know what I'll do on day two!
Make sure you kick off on the plane my learned friend and do a dirty protest if they refuse you a tenth double brandy.
palerider wrote: ↑Sun Aug 08, 2021 9:28 am
Returned yesterday from a few days in Cornwall.
With the weather changeable we decided to stay on site at the spa and while the kids went to the gym I went dogging, eventually finding a pub, the Sheep and Smuggler.
They sold Rattler, Cornish cider, which comes in about 15 different fruity flavours, so I obviously had to try a pint of each.
Devon and Cornwall police found me at around midnight hanging out of the back of a labradoodle called Florence, reciting Henry V and with the cross of St. George carved onto my chest with a broken glass.
I love going on holiday.
Splendid show.
I can't wait to go to Spain.
Drinks on the plane, drinks on the transfer, drinks in the hotel, fighting in the street, throwing chairs at an unsuspecting dago, murdering the odd illegal, raping various rabid looking feral cats.
I don't know what I'll do on day two!
Does it make a difference if the rabid looking feral cats are consenting? Asking for a friend
I can't wait to go to Spain.
Drinks on the plane, drinks on the transfer, drinks in the hotel, fighting in the street, throwing chairs at an unsuspecting dago, murdering the odd illegal, raping various rabid looking feral cats.
I don't know what I'll do on day two!
Does it make a difference if the rabid looking feral cats are consenting? Asking for a friend
Just got back from Cornwall, we went to 50th fancy dress. Thought I would go as a labradoodle. Its weird, cider normally makes my nosebleed, but this time................
jameskel wrote: ↑Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:44 pm
Just got back from Cornwall, we went to 50th fancy dress. Thought I would go as a labradoodle. Its weird, cider normally makes my nosebleed, but this time................
