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Posted: **Tue Jun 22, 2021 4:49 pm**

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 4:32 pm
JayK wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 4:13 pm

That sounds great fun. Where do I sign up? And surely more points the further they are
Indeed.
Catching them as they're leaving an abode from half a mile away constitutes a holiday abroad.

I could bag a rabbit from nearly a mile with my Steyr SSG 69 back in the day. Might need some practice and a night scope but putting Tiddles out for the night and they'd be asking for trouble.

Posted: **Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:05 pm**

There seems to be a trend round our way amongst downwardly mobile pensioners, of trying to avoid looking like complete spazzes by pimping their scooters. I nearly fell foul to a mobility Harley Davison hurtling down the pavement at 0.5 mph. I told him to fuck of up Route 66....

Posted: **Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:11 pm**

Avit wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:05 pm There seems to be a trend round our way amongst downwardly mobile pensioners, of trying to avoid looking like complete spazzes by pimping their scooters. I nearly fell foul to a mobility Harley Davison hurtling down the pavement at 0.5 mph. I told him to fuck of up Route 66....

An old boy where I moved from last year had a couple of Union Jacks stuck on the back of his.

Naturally I told him they were offensive.

Posted: **Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:39 pm**

Could be worse could be over run with them little light blue motors like the Rent boys had round the pitch years ago.

Posted: **Fri Jun 25, 2021 8:27 pm**

Dwayne Pipes wrote: ↑Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:39 pm Could be worse could be over run with them little light blue motors like the Rent boys had round the pitch years ago.

The used to do sand dune racing on the pitch after the match....

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