palerider wrote: ↑Sun Jun 20, 2021 2:31 pm
I left enough hints ffs.
Lap top left open on the Anne Summers site, jizz-mag on the coffee table with the ad circled. So where was my vibrating cock ring this morning ?
Pair of ungrateful cunts.
Heathens!!
Their times will come round my good man.
At Christmas instead of spending money on them, serve them with an eviction notice and get the local strumpets in, for a good old sesh.
I've been waiting every year for a female chimpanzee and a ton of lube, but I've been let down.
palerider wrote: ↑Sun Jun 20, 2021 2:31 pm
I left enough hints ffs.
Lap top left open on the Anne Summers site, jizz-mag on the coffee table with the ad circled. So where was my vibrating cock ring this morning ?
Pair of ungrateful cunts.
Heathens!!
Their times will come round my good man.
At Christmas instead of spending money on them, serve them with an eviction notice and get the local strumpets in, for a good old sesh.
I've been waiting every year for a female chimpanzee and a ton of lube, but I've been let down.
Bastards!
Rapscalllions my learned friend. And after all you've done for them.
The hours locked in a darkened cellar to teach them right from wrong. The soothing cups of cleaning fluid when they had a temperature. The healthy encouragement to join in with your pastime of burying asylum seekers under the fuschias to give them a focus in life.
