Castiron wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:11 pm
There weren't any better. It was the 80s
I forgot Sian Adey Jones. Now that was a body, but boat a bit ropey.
So, obviously I had to Google them coz I was only 6 when the 80’s started. That Sian bird woulda made top 5 for sure.
I did used to nick my dads sun newspaper as a kid though and kept a wicked scrap book of all the page 3 birds in the 80’s though. Never took any notice of names. Was just the tits I was interested in
Edit: just done a very quick Google and Melinda Messinger came up. She was super lovely but was she 80’s?
Castiron wrote: ↑Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:11 pm
There weren't any better. It was the 80s
I forgot Sian Adey Jones. Now that was a body, but boat a bit ropey.
So, obviously I had to Google them coz I was only 6 when the 80’s started. That Sian bird woulda made top 5 for sure.
I did used to nick my dads sun newspaper as a kid though and kept a wicked scrap book of all the page 3 birds in the 80’s though. Never took any notice of names. Was just the tits I was interested in
Edit: just done a very quick Google and Melinda Messinger came up. She was super lovely but was she 80’s?
She'd have to meet certain criteria in my book.
1. Can she take a punch?
2. What's she like at sword fighting?
3. Does she mind the odd orgy with animals i.e ostriches, horses, rhino's, grizzly bears etc.
4. Is she up for a good fisting after a mutton vindaloo.
5. Can she lay bricks?
So, obviously I had to Google them coz I was only 6 when the 80’s started. That Sian bird woulda made top 5 for sure.
I did used to nick my dads sun newspaper as a kid though and kept a wicked scrap book of all the page 3 birds in the 80’s though. Never took any notice of names. Was just the tits I was interested in
Edit: just done a very quick Google and Melinda Messinger came up. She was super lovely but was she 80’s?
She'd have to meet certain criteria in my book.
1. Can she take a punch?
2. What's she like at sword fighting?
3. Does she mind the odd orgy with animals i.e ostriches, horses, rhino's, grizzly bears etc.
4. Is she up for a good fisting after a mutton vindaloo.
5. Can she lay bricks?
All perfectly valid questions if you ask me
Indeed my lerned friend, together with...
1 Would she be able to keep the back end of a sheep steady as I enter.
2 Can she drink 8 pints of industrial cleaning fluid in a session.
3 Would she happily burn a Tottenham fan's house down while he's on holiday.
4 Can she dig deep holes under the patio for the illegals I've drugged.
5 Can she sing 'Viva Las Vegas' while giving me a tit wank.
One has to ask these questions before commitment in a relationship. It is, after all, how I met Lady Pale on the dating site.
1. Can she take a punch?
2. What's she like at sword fighting?
3. Does she mind the odd orgy with animals i.e ostriches, horses, rhino's, grizzly bears etc.
4. Is she up for a good fisting after a mutton vindaloo.
5. Can she lay bricks?
All perfectly valid questions if you ask me
Indeed my lerned friend, together with...
1 Would she be able to keep the back end of a sheep steady as I enter.
2 Can she drink 8 pints of industrial cleaning fluid in a session.
3 Would she happily burn a Tottenham fan's house down while he's on holiday.
4 Can she dig deep holes under the patio for the illegals I've drugged.
5 Can she sing 'Viva Las Vegas' while giving me a tit wank.
One has to ask these questions before commitment in a relationship. It is, after all, how I met Lady Pale on the dating site.
1. Can she take a punch?
2. What's she like at sword fighting?
3. Does she mind the odd orgy with animals i.e ostriches, horses, rhino's, grizzly bears etc.
4. Is she up for a good fisting after a mutton vindaloo.
5. Can she lay bricks?
All perfectly valid questions if you ask me
Indeed my lerned friend, together with...
1 Would she be able to keep the back end of a sheep steady as I enter.
2 Can she drink 8 pints of industrial cleaning fluid in a session.
3 Would she happily burn a Tottenham fan's house down while he's on holiday.
4 Can she dig deep holes under the patio for the illegals I've drugged.
5 Can she sing 'Viva Las Vegas' while giving me a tit wank.
One has to ask these questions before commitment in a relationship. It is, after all, how I met Lady Pale on the dating site.
palerider wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 9:05 am
Sam's 55 now Jay and while still in reasonable nick I'd go for a younger version if able.
I've sent an email to Little Mix's promotion company and they haven't said no yet.
She got all the other attributes though I reckon.
Good news on the mix girls. No no means maybe and you should get oiled up in preparation
That Jesy Nelson will do. A fine pair of charlies with nipples like fighting dogs' bollocks. A decent singing voice too. I'd love to go through the whole Elvis back catalogue lubricated up with Benecol although I think I'd shoot as soon as she belted out 'A hunka hunk of burning love'.
Good news on the mix girls. No no means maybe and you should get oiled up in preparation
That Jesy Nelson will do. A fine pair of charlies with nipples like fighting dogs' bollocks. A decent singing voice too. I'd love to go through the whole Elvis back catalogue lubricated up with Benecol although I think I'd shoot as soon as she belted out 'A hunka hunk of burning love'.
I need to clean up now.
…and there was me thinking you get a hardon for small Irish girls
