The independent country of Jockland

[palerider]

That revolting ginger troll is still pushing for it. Whether or not the SNP get a majority she's like a dog with a bone. Although a very ugly one it has to be said.

So, what's the problem ?

North Sea oil contributes 0.03% of UK GDP now. Some fishing maybe. Whisky (not our esteemed poster. He's in Hertfordshire). What have the Jocks done for us ?

Fucking hell. Shortbread's expensive in Tesco now. Bollocks. I'll have to get Jaffa cakes.

Fucking go for it Jimmy Crankie. A hard border, the EU telling you you'll have to wait 10 years to have the Euro. The Bank of England saying you can forget about keeping the pound. Start your own currency. How aboot the Nessie.

Hoo much fer a kilo o' heroin hen ?

Ten nessies wee man.


Good luck with that.

[Brookbonds73]

That revolting ginger troll is still pushing for it. Whether or not the SNP get a majority she's like a dog with a bone. Although a very ugly one it has to be said.

So, what's the problem ?

North Sea oil contributes 0.03% of UK GDP now. Some fishing maybe. Whisky (not our esteemed poster. He's in Hertfordshire). What have the Jocks done for us ?

Fucking hell. Shortbread's expensive in Tesco now. Bollocks. I'll have to get Jaffa cakes.

Fucking go for it Jimmy Crankie. A hard border, the EU telling you you'll have to wait 10 years to have the Euro. The Bank of England saying you can forget about keeping the pound. Start your own currency. How aboot the Nessie.

Hoo much fer a kilo o' heroin hen ?

Ten nessies wee man.


Good luck with that.

A loathsome creature right enough.
An hour on my rack, with Gertrude the pot bellied pig in attendance, followed by a fisting session with a gauntlet should have her singing rule Britannia in no time.

[palerider]

That revolting ginger troll is still pushing for it. Whether or not the SNP get a majority she's like a dog with a bone. Although a very ugly one it has to be said.

So, what's the problem ?

North Sea oil contributes 0.03% of UK GDP now. Some fishing maybe. Whisky (not our esteemed poster. He's in Hertfordshire). What have the Jocks done for us ?

Fucking hell. Shortbread's expensive in Tesco now. Bollocks. I'll have to get Jaffa cakes.

Fucking go for it Jimmy Crankie. A hard border, the EU telling you you'll have to wait 10 years to have the Euro. The Bank of England saying you can forget about keeping the pound. Start your own currency. How aboot the Nessie.

Hoo much fer a kilo o' heroin hen ?

Ten nessies wee man.


Good luck with that.

A loathsome creature right enough.
An hour on my rack, with Gertrude the pot bellied pig in attendance, followed by a fisting session with a gauntlet should have her singing rule Britannia in no time.

Indeed my learned friend.

Although I doubt even the most desperate shire horse down here would touch her with a barge pole.

As long as I didn't have to see the boat race I might be tempted for the right price to get her to belt out Jerusalem while inserting my neighbour's prize marrow.

[Brookbonds73]

Indeed my learned friend.

Although I doubt even the most desperate shire horse down here would touch her with a barge pole.

As long as I didn't have to see the boat race I might be tempted for the right price to get her to belt out Jerusalem while inserting my neighbour's prize marrow.

I've just soiled myself.

[mkhammer]

Only reason they keep pushing for it is because they are safe in the fact Our Scottish Bruvs and Sisters will never
vote it in...but as they are called the Scottish National Party....they're fucked.....

If the vote at the moment actually included a Dated Referendum...they struggle to be the biggest party...

They wanna be careful cos from a purely financial perspective...Tories would quite happily let them go ,it's just the genuine
thing of keeping the Union together...that prevents it.

Prior to last referendum...The EU said they would not accept Scotland as a full member,and at the moment would certainly
not...and they still push for it ,but like said they know it will be voted down......
Keeps them employed I spose......

[terrya1965]

Any chance of the Welsh going too?

[Dwayne Pipes]

Ungrateful scabby cunt ,after nicking our vaccines to give to the porridge eaters she now want to fuck off.

The fucking woman is demented.

[Brookbonds73]

Any chance of the Welsh going too?

Give them a chance to evolve first mate.

[palerider]

I think Liverpool should be moved to Ireland too.

We can build a nice water park in the space.

[Newmarket]

Say what you like about the jocks and the taffs and even the paddys , at least they stick up for themselves.

Unlike us lot that just sit around on a computer and such like , moaning to each other about the way the country’s being run and letting all the fucking woke snowflake Cunts walk all over us instead of actually getting off our arses and doing something about it .

It reminds me of the judean people’s front .

Fuck me , if I could afford it I’d be out of this lame cowardly shithole quicker than the proverbial shit through a goose.

I don’t blame any of em for wanting out.