Hammers Chat

palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 7:11 am Just seen the declaration and the monkey-hangers have spoken.

I've never seen so many independent and single issue candidates, all very sincere I'm sure. With many of whom beaten by The Loony Party's Incredible Flying Brick.

I love politics.

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:54 am

palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 7:11 am Just seen the declaration and the monkey-hangers have spoken.

I've never seen so many independent and single issue candidates, all very sincere I'm sure. With many of whom beaten by The Loony Party's Incredible Flying Brick.

I love politics.

I'm being drawn to standing in the next one.
Some of my manifesto would include.
1. Cuckoo clocks to fart and shout "fuck off"
2. Mixed bathing for the unemployed.
3. New law on selling your offspring, wife etc.
4. French people to be deported
5. And to raise the school leaving age to 67.

I'm sure I can count on you my good man.

Sir BB.

h69 wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:57 am

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:54 am

You have my vote....Fair policies for a fairer Britain

Thank you my good man.
The wheels are in motion, and the game is afoot.

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:54 am

palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 7:11 am Just seen the declaration and the monkey-hangers have spoken.

I've never seen so many independent and single issue candidates, all very sincere I'm sure. With many of whom beaten by The Loony Party's Incredible Flying Brick.

I love politics.

I'm being drawn to standing in the next one.
Some of my manifesto would include.
1. Cuckoo clocks to fart and shout "fuck off"
2. Mixed bathing for the unemployed.
3. New law on selling your offspring, wife etc.
4. French people to be deported
5. And to raise the school leaving age to 67.

I'm sure I can count on you my good man.

Sir BB.

palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 12:11 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:54 am

I'm being drawn to standing in the next one.
Some of my manifesto would include.
1. Cuckoo clocks to fart and shout "fuck off"
2. Mixed bathing for the unemployed.
3. New law on selling your offspring, wife etc.
4. French people to be deported
5. And to raise the school leaving age to 67.

I'm sure I can count on you my good man.

Sir BB.

I myself have registered my interest for standing in Somerton and Frome as an Independent Loony. I'm appalled at the incumbent Loony candidate Sir Reginald Toothpaste's boring middle of the road issues.

I'll be focusing on all women over the age of 40 changing their names to Norman.
Free cigarettes for sheep.
Return of the gibbet in town squares for failed asylum seekers.
Making it legal to shoot a Frenchman with a crossbow on Sundays.
Dog walkers who don't pick up the poo up to be jailed for life.