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Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:28 pm
by BlackDiamond
Ironworksfc wrote: ↑Sun Nov 28, 2021 1:09 pm
Omicron is an anagram of moronic
Says it all really
Oh-micron, which has been given a witty name and was first discovered and reported by a doctor in S.Africa and is described by her as "causing mild symptoms" in the patients she has been treating.
The worlds media have collectively decided it's a trojan horse and contains the four-horses of the apocalypse and the rest of us better get some fuck-off saddles prepared and mount up...
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:43 pm
by Ironworksfc
BlackDiamond wrote: ↑Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:28 pm
Ironworksfc wrote: ↑Sun Nov 28, 2021 1:09 pm
Omicron is an anagram of moronic
Says it all really
Oh-micron, which has been given a witty name and was first discovered and reported by a doctor in S.Africa and is described by her as "causing mild symptoms" in the patients she has been treating.
The worlds media have collectively decided it's a trojan horse and contains the four-horses of the apocalypse and the rest of us better get some fuck-off saddles prepared and mount up...
Some might note that the new super mutant variant (that isn't) is perfectly timed when the government are having issues with the public signing up for the third installment of the clot shot
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 9:43 pm
by Ironworksfc
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:18 pm
by BlackDiamond
This is a blog by some geezer on a laptop in scunthorpe. It's not credited by anyone.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:22 pm
by Ironworksfc
BlackDiamond wrote: ↑Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:18 pm
This is a blog by some geezer on a laptop in scunthorpe. It's not credited by anyone.
It's credited by the data that you could very easily look at yourself.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 12:36 pm
by Ironworksfc
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:03 am
by palerider
You can't be too careful now we've got Omicron, so kissing under the mistletoe is banned at the Parent Association party this year. I've submitted a request that back-scuttling under the mistletoe should take it's place.
They haven't replied yet.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:42 am
by Brookbonds73
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:03 am
You can't be too careful now we've got Omicron, so kissing under the mistletoe is banned at the Parent Association party this year. I've submitted a request that back-scuttling under the mistletoe should take it's place.
They haven't replied yet.
Quite so.
Nothing quite like a good walloping under the mistletoe imo.
Tis after all the season to be jolly.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:55 am
by palerider
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:42 am
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:03 am
You can't be too careful now we've got Omicron, so kissing under the mistletoe is banned at the Parent Association party this year. I've submitted a request that back-scuttling under the mistletoe should take it's place.
They haven't replied yet.
Quite so.
Nothing quite like a good walloping under the mistletoe imo.
Tis after all the season to be jolly.
It is indeed my learned friend.
I'll be belting out'Oh cum all ye faithful' that night.
Re: Coronavirus
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:02 pm
by Brookbonds73
palerider wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:55 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:42 am
Quite so.
Nothing quite like a good walloping under the mistletoe imo.
Tis after all the season to be jolly.
It is indeed my learned friend.
I'll be belting out'Oh cum all ye faithful' that night.
And let's not forget that old ditty 'Itll be boney this Christmas' and a personal favourite of mine. 'ill be driving it home for Christmas.
Fun times my good man.