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Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 4:13 am
by Newmarket
Llamas are quadrupeds
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 12:16 pm
by palerider
You don't see white dog shit anymore as fibre supplement has replaced bone meal in dry dog food.
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 7:09 pm
by Brookbonds73
palerider wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:16 pm
You don't see white dog shit anymore as fibre supplement has replaced bone meal in dry dog food.
Indeed or the bulbous neck lumps that would appear on the odd unfortunate misfit, mainly Millwall fans.
Rabies is also a thing of the past as one time after we battered them (literally) 4-0 at the old shite fart stain, you could see hunchbacks crawling around seven sisters frothing at the chops, with a great fear of the H2O.
Those were the days eh.
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 7:17 pm
by Brookbonds73
As an aside I am most disappointed with my No 2's.
Normally Greenwich set their timepieces to the sound of me dropping a German torpedo.
One was actually shot at in the Thames as the army mistakenly thought that Nessie had escaped from hock jock Mcplop land, even putting Buck palace on high alert as to a possible invasion.
I need more fibre I think.
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 5:35 am
by palerider
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 7:09 pm
palerider wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:16 pm
You don't see white dog shit anymore as fibre supplement has replaced bone meal in dry dog food.
Indeed or the bulbous neck lumps that would appear on the odd unfortunate misfit, mainly Millwall fans.
Rabies is also a thing of the past as one time after we battered them (literally) 4-0 at the old shite fart stain, you could see hunchbacks crawling around seven sisters frothing at the chops, with a great fear of the H2O.
Those were the days eh.
Ah yes......memory lane my learned friend.
Although we still have a leper colony in Somerset. The Lancet will tell you it's not been here for 200 years but they've never been to Yeovil. They even let them out too. I occasionally find a couple of fingers amongst the bananas in Asda's.
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 10:28 am
by Newmarket
Llamas are bigger than Frogs
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 10:57 am
by palerider
Newmarket wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 10:28 am
Llamas are bigger than Frogs
The Ecuadorian wanking frog can grow to 12 feet in length, bigger than any llama.
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 7:50 pm
by Brookbonds73
The Japanese jumping fish has two legs.
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 7:35 am
by OZHAMMER
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 7:50 pm
The Japanese jumping fish has two legs.
One for home, one for away...?
Re: The Official Random As Fuck Thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 12:41 pm
by Noni
palerider wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 10:57 am
Newmarket wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 10:28 am
Llamas are bigger than Frogs
The Ecuadorian wanking frog can grow to 12 feet in length, bigger than any llama.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and the other one says rub-it rub-it