The Official Random As Fuck Thread

[mkhammer]

There's 5 times as many stars in the "Known" Universe than there are grains of sand on earth...

Is there anyone out there....................................That plays a decent box to box game......

[BillyDWhizz]

Someone, somewhere has eaten more Jelly babies than anyone else on the planet.

You don't get Jelly Babies in America.

Instead you have Gummy Bears.

No Jelly Babies? Fucking heathens. No wonder 'Merica is so fucked up.

[Gandalf]

[Gonzo]

I fucking hate being given my loose change in my hand on top of my paper money.

Just allow me 10 seconds to place the fiver in my wallet then hand me the change you absolute wankers!!!!!

[Gandalf]

Why is it that noses run and feet smell?
Surely it should be the other way around!

[Taansend]

I fucking hate being given my loose change in my hand on top of my paper money.

Just allow me 10 seconds to place the fiver in my wallet then hand me the change you absolute wankers!!!!!

I always give people the change first then count out the bills

[Gonzo]

I fucking hate being given my loose change in my hand on top of my paper money.

Just allow me 10 seconds to place the fiver in my wallet then hand me the change you absolute wankers!!!!!

I always give people the change first then count out the bills

Well you should be head of training the world's cashiers because they're doing it the wrong way around.

[Taansend]

I always give people the change first then count out the bills

Well you should be head of training the world's cashiers because they're doing it the wrong way around.

Finally my skills are acknowledged

[palerider]

The world's largest white truffle, weighing 1.31 kg, was found in Croatia in 1999.

[mkhammer]

If I hold a door for someone..and they don't at least Nod a thanks....I Scream THANK YOU at them...



Had some funny looks over the years.....