The Official Random As Fuck Thread

[JayK]

This was on Twitter and it made me laugh, so I thought it might make someone else laugh too:

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

Yep

[Newmarket]

This was on Twitter and it made me laugh, so I thought it might make someone else laugh too:

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

Yep

He’s in form today

[palerider]

There's a village near me called Stoke St Michael but one of the signposts a couple of miles from it is spelt Stoke St Micheal.


As an aside. if Carlsberg did motorway signs, Junction 26 off the M6 wouldn't say Liverpool, but Whinging Criminal Arsewipes.

[Brookbonds73]

It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.

That is all.

[Newmarket]

It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.

That is all.

Until the footy started….

[Brookbonds73]

It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.

That is all.

Until the footy started….

Yep.

[Noni]

It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.

That is all.

What you do in your sex life should be kept private!

[Brookbonds73]

It's quite a pleasant day today.
A slight south Westerly but all n all not too shabby.

That is all.

What you do in your sex life should be kept private!

Indeed.
But you have to keep your eye in.

[Newmarket]

What you do in your sex life should be kept private!

Indeed.
But you have to keep your eye in.

I bet your eye is red raw though

[Brookbonds73]

Indeed.
But you have to keep your eye in.

I bet your eye is red raw though

Trust you to lower the tone.