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Happy Gobble, Gobble Day to our American Cousins and; just darn anyone who is in the spirit and has something to give thanks for.
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Flairon wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:25 pm Happy Gobble, Gobble Day to our American Cousins and; just darn anyone who is in the spirit and has something to give thanks for.
Has Joe Biden blessed and saved a turkey on the Whitehouse lawn in front of the worlds media yet ? Because that's the best bit...

happy holidays vigilantes...making america grate again

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Flairon wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:25 pm Happy Gobble, Gobble Day to our American Cousins and; just darn anyone who is in the spirit and has something to give thanks for.

Happy gobble day.
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BlackDiamond wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:58 pm
Flairon wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:25 pm Happy Gobble, Gobble Day to our American Cousins and; just darn anyone who is in the spirit and has something to give thanks for.
Has Joe Biden blessed and saved a turkey on the Whitehouse lawn in front of the worlds media yet ? Because that's the best bit...

happy holidays vigilantes...making america grate again
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Flairon wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:25 pm Happy Gobble, Gobble Day to our American Cousins and; just darn anyone who is in the spirit and has something to give thanks for.
That's what the girlfriend likes!... :lol:

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Flairon wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:25 pm Happy Gobble, Gobble Day to our American Cousins and; just darn anyone who is in the spirit and has something to give thanks for.
What exactly is it that they give thanks for Flair ?

Serious question .
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I can answer that for you Tim.

It dates back to the pilgrim fathers celebrating their thanks for the first harvest in 1621 just prior to being scalped by the Mipicaquikakwee natives whose land they'd pinched.

Everyone was murdered except, funnily enough, an ancestor of mine, Bartholomew Pale who fought off 600 of the cunts shouting 'Does't thou fucking want some then ?', and after they ran off, chased them with taunts of 'Thou will never make the wigwam' armed only with an elk antler.

Bartholomew was later reprieved by King James for his courage. He had a charge hanging over him about an incident with a wild turkey in the great north woods. It was a spurious accusation anyway as he slipped while pissing against a tree and the turkey's arse just happened to be in the way.

He was made the first Mayor of Boston and it's suggested why turkey is the food of choice for Thanksgiving and why it's stuffed.
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palerider wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 10:44 am I can answer that for you Tim.

It dates back to the pilgrim fathers celebrating their thanks for the first harvest in 1621 just prior to being scalped by the Mipicaquikakwee natives whose land they'd pinched.

Everyone was murdered except, funnily enough, an ancestor of mine, Bartholomew Pale who fought off 600 of the cunts shouting 'Does't thou fucking want some then ?', and after they ran off, chased them with taunts of 'Thou will never make the wigwam' armed only with an elk antler.

Bartholomew was later reprieved by King James for his courage. He had a charge hanging over him about an incident with a wild turkey in the great north woods. It was a spurious accusation anyway as he slipped while pissing against a tree and the turkey's arse just happened to be in the way.

He was made the first Mayor of Boston and it's suggested why turkey is the food of choice for Thanksgiving and why it's stuffed.
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palerider wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 10:44 am I can answer that for you Tim.

It dates back to the pilgrim fathers celebrating their thanks for the first harvest in 1621 just prior to being scalped by the Mipicaquikakwee natives whose land they'd pinched.

Everyone was murdered except, funnily enough, an ancestor of mine, Bartholomew Pale who fought off 600 of the cunts shouting 'Does't thou fucking want some then ?', and after they ran off, chased them with taunts of 'Thou will never make the wigwam' armed only with an elk antler.

Bartholomew was later reprieved by King James for his courage. He had a charge hanging over him about an incident with a wild turkey in the great north woods. It was a spurious accusation anyway as he slipped while pissing against a tree and the turkey's arse just happened to be in the way.

He was made the first Mayor of Boston and it's suggested why turkey is the food of choice for Thanksgiving and why it's stuffed.
Well that’s ok then :lol:

Flair ? :D
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Newmarket wrote: Sat Nov 27, 2021 10:17 am
palerider wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 10:44 am I can answer that for you Tim.

It dates back to the pilgrim fathers celebrating their thanks for the first harvest in 1621 just prior to being scalped by the Mipicaquikakwee natives whose land they'd pinched.

Everyone was murdered except, funnily enough, an ancestor of mine, Bartholomew Pale who fought off 600 of the cunts shouting 'Does't thou fucking want some then ?', and after they ran off, chased them with taunts of 'Thou will never make the wigwam' armed only with an elk antler.

Bartholomew was later reprieved by King James for his courage. He had a charge hanging over him about an incident with a wild turkey in the great north woods. It was a spurious accusation anyway as he slipped while pissing against a tree and the turkey's arse just happened to be in the way.

He was made the first Mayor of Boston and it's suggested why turkey is the food of choice for Thanksgiving and why it's stuffed.
Well that’s ok then :lol:

Flair ? :D
After extensive research I can neither confirm or deny the veracity if Palerider's statement. It does however make for a good story and possibly a future Mel Gibson movie.

Personally, I give thanks for the season we are enjoying this far.
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