The independent country of Jockland

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Re: The independent country of Jockland

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Newmarket wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 8:56 am Say what you like about the jocks and the taffs and even the paddys , at least they stick up for themselves.

Unlike us lot that just sit around on a computer and such like , moaning to each other about the way the country’s being run and letting all the fucking woke snowflake Cunts walk all over us instead of actually getting off our arses and doing something about it .

It reminds me of the judean people’s front .

Fuck me , if I could afford it I’d be out of this lame cowardly shithole quicker than the proverbial shit through a goose.

I don’t blame any of em for wanting out.
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Newmarket wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 8:56 am Say what you like about the jocks and the taffs and even the paddys , at least they stick up for themselves.

Unlike us lot that just sit around on a computer and such like , moaning to each other about the way the country’s being run and letting all the fucking woke snowflake Cunts walk all over us instead of actually getting off our arses and doing something about it .

It reminds me of the judean people’s front .

Fuck me , if I could afford it I’d be out of this lame cowardly shithole quicker than the proverbial shit through a goose.

I don’t blame any of em for wanting out.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 11:33 pm
terrya1965 wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 9:51 pm Any chance of the Welsh going too? :lol:
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This is a good listen from a guy that was head boy at my school while I was there.


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h69 wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 10:31 am This is a good listen from a guy that was head boy at my school while I was there.

:lol:

Used to play MK a lot before got famous..think lived nearby.saw him in my local leisure center where I once lived...
Edit.....I didn't live in the actual Leisure Center.......... :lol:

Funny Bastard....

Funny thing bout all this...most Scots don't wanna leave..as they've already voted on and will again...
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mkhammer wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 3:31 pm
h69 wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 10:31 am This is a good listen from a guy that was head boy at my school while I was there.

:lol:

Used to play MK a lot before got famous..think lived nearby.saw him in my local leisure center where I once lived...
Edit.....I didn't live in the actual leisure centre
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-)
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Newmarket wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 11:05 pm
mkhammer wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 3:31 pm

:lol:

Used to play MK a lot before got famous..think lived nearby.saw him in my local leisure center where I once lived...
Edit.....I didn't live in the actual leisure centre
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-)
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palerider wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 8:43 am I think Liverpool should be moved to Ireland too.

We can build a nice water park in the space.
Agree with attaching Liverpool to Northern Ireland. But then tow the whole thing into the mid Atlantic and use it as a nuclear strike testing target.
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Whiskyman wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 5:09 pm
palerider wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 8:43 am I think Liverpool should be moved to Ireland too.

We can build a nice water park in the space.
Agree with attaching Liverpool to Northern Ireland. But then tow the whole thing into the mid Atlantic and use it as a nuclear strike testing target.
Nooooo! What about the poor innocent marine life? No, move it to Mar-a-Lago in Florida and THEN use it as a nuclear testing target.
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BillyDWhizz wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 5:57 pm
Whiskyman wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 5:09 pm

Agree with attaching Liverpool to Northern Ireland. But then tow the whole thing into the mid Atlantic and use it as a nuclear strike testing target.
Nooooo! What about the poor innocent marine life? No, move it to Mar-a-Lago in Florida and THEN use it as a nuclear testing target.
That trumps anything I can suggest. ;)
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