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We've all had to endure the lockdown and the boredom that goes with it. Well I've come up with a novel idea to alleviate it. It's where you mould your own waste, or commonly known as shit.
The trick is to bind yourself up by eating as many eggs as you can, emptying yourself out and baking the turd in the oven under a low heat.
It's opened up a menagerie of things, and costs nothing.
I started off slowly, eating two a day and managed to make a rather ornate broach, but I've gone on to bigger things since then. I'm now up to 25 googs a day and am in the process of making a scaled down model of Tower Bridge. HMS Belfast was a tad tricky but a foot long Richard ( and much head squeezing) soon had me back on track.
I shall need a chicken Madras at some point as I now have an arse like a baboon, but I'm confident my masterpiece will be finished in time for the summer.

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Had a kebab yesterday, I could do the Thames, no problem
Taans can fuck right off

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I made a curry last Friday and overdid the chilli powder.

It was like Mt St Helens on Saturday morning.
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I've got massive grumblings, I feel an empire state building coming on.
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Still need some clearing out.

A black pudding phaal followed by a crate of Guinness tonight should do it.
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palerider wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:36 pm Still need some clearing out.

A black pudding phaal followed by a crate of Guinness tonight should do it.
If we're beating Leicester 1-0 with seconds remaining, and they have a free kick, then that might just do it for me.
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Stop talking shit :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bring back Jonathon !

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:56 pm We've all had to endure the lockdown and the boredom that goes with it. Well I've come up with a novel idea to alleviate it. It's where you mould your own waste, or commonly known as shit.
Fair enough. But putting it in goal and calling it Roberto was a step too far.

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