palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 11:12 am
Like Columbus sailing off from Spain into the unknown, the good ship West Ham will soon be keelhauling their Scottish cap'n and taking to the high seas.
'There be monsters' said admiral Sutton.
'Ye'll sail off the edge o' the league' said first sea Lord Shearer.
'Be careful what ye wish for' said Ferdinand the cabin boy.
But there be treasure a plenty out there. All's needed is a fair wind and a stout heart.
Drink up me hearties yo ho.
Hang on - who's that on the Poop Deck, wearing Russian Hat? Why it's the Admiral. He's telling us there be no swag in the hold. And that he done saved the ship from sinking all them years ago, when he flogged off the old mooring for a rented one. So all the crew better pipe down and be grateful that we're still afloat. I smell mutiny.....
Its not the Admiral....................Its Seamen Stains
Hang on - who's that on the Poop Deck, wearing Russian Hat? Why it's the Admiral. He's telling us there be no swag in the hold. And that he done saved the ship from sinking all them years ago, when he flogged off the old mooring for a rented one. So all the crew better pipe down and be grateful that we're still afloat. I smell mutiny.....
Its not the Admiral....................Its Seamen Stains
Hang on - who's that on the Poop Deck, wearing Russian Hat? Why it's the Admiral. He's telling us there be no swag in the hold. And that he done saved the ship from sinking all them years ago, when he flogged off the old mooring for a rented one. So all the crew better pipe down and be grateful that we're still afloat. I smell mutiny.....
Its not the Admiral....................Its Seamen Stains
Hang on - who's that on the Poop Deck, wearing Russian Hat? Why it's the Admiral. He's telling us there be no swag in the hold. And that he done saved the ship from sinking all them years ago, when he flogged off the old mooring for a rented one. So all the crew better pipe down and be grateful that we're still afloat. I smell mutiny.....
Its not the Admiral....................Its Seamen Stains
Ffs!
Coffee out of nose for a moment there
gonna need a bigger boat...my thumbs have gone weird...weleese bwian...I didn't eat the salmon mousse...nice beaver...like a glove...I have nipples Greg...the details of my life...he's not the messiah....