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Maybe we could Chuck em at fucking Meghan ?BlackDiamond wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:33 pmTins of,used as collateral in HMP facilities. Five cans gets you 5 squares of toilet paper. Stuff is like sandpaper,two wipes and your ring glows like raw liver.
And they say you can't polish a turd...
Church steeple or mosque chimney thingy?Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:53 pmIt just so happens that I've been buffing up some turds in preparation for my new venture.
Instead of Legoland, I give you Shitland. All the village is made out of recycled turd from myself, left in the shed to harden over weeks and modelled in to a rather ornate village.
I just need to bind myself up a bit for the piece de resistance. A foot long church steeple for my center piece!
I wondered how long before...JayK wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:11 pmChurch steeple or mosque chimney thingy?Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:53 pm
It just so happens that I've been buffing up some turds in preparation for my new venture.
Instead of Legoland, I give you Shitland. All the village is made out of recycled turd from myself, left in the shed to harden over weeks and modelled in to a rather ornate village.
I just need to bind myself up a bit for the piece de resistance. A foot long church steeple for my center piece!
I wonder if you asked him if he thought Southampton, Everton Wolves or forest were in a relegation battle what his answer would be. And depending how you look at his statement highlighting the fact that we are fighting in Europe doesn't lessen the impact that we really are in a precarious position.
With that lot it probably depends on the sex of the parties involved. Same sex,thrown off the roof of the local tower block.Whiskyman wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:05 amWhat would you lose if you were caught indulging in some, shall we say, dubious practices with the sheep ?tassiehammer wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:45 am
I heard Sharia law and it's courts were already operating in Leytonstone tel and probably in a
few midland shitholes as well. Drug dealers no way but you nick your neighbors sheep and you will lose a hand.8
tassiehammer wrote: ↑Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:09 amWith that lot it probably depends on the sex of the parties involved. Same sex,thrown off the roof of the local tower block.
No RAMifications then.Whiskyman wrote: ↑Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:56 amtassiehammer wrote: ↑Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:09 am
With that lot it probably depends on the sex of the parties involved. Same sex,thrown off the roof of the local tower block.
So---sorry about this--- Ewe could get away with it if a female of the species was involved.
I suppose if it happened in the UK you'd be called before the Baaa to try and pull the wool over the judge's eyes.
Must be a coastal one with Tuna in the name
