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BlackDiamond wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:33 pm
JayK wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:34 am

:lol: Must be a coastal one with Tuna in the name
Tins of,used as collateral in HMP facilities. Five cans gets you 5 squares of toilet paper. Stuff is like sandpaper,two wipes and your ring glows like raw liver.

And they say you can't polish a turd...
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:53 pm
JayK wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:45 pm

I’m sure Pale can verify this :D
It just so happens that I've been buffing up some turds in preparation for my new venture.
Instead of Legoland, I give you Shitland. All the village is made out of recycled turd from myself, left in the shed to harden over weeks and modelled in to a rather ornate village.
I just need to bind myself up a bit for the piece de resistance. A foot long church steeple for my center piece!
Church steeple or mosque chimney thingy?
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JayK wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:11 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:53 pm

It just so happens that I've been buffing up some turds in preparation for my new venture.
Instead of Legoland, I give you Shitland. All the village is made out of recycled turd from myself, left in the shed to harden over weeks and modelled in to a rather ornate village.
I just need to bind myself up a bit for the piece de resistance. A foot long church steeple for my center piece!
Church steeple or mosque chimney thingy?
I wondered how long before...


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BlackDiamond wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 5:57 pm
JayK wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:11 pm

Church steeple or mosque chimney thingy?
I wondered how long before...

I wonder if you asked him if he thought Southampton, Everton Wolves or forest were in a relegation battle what his answer would be. And depending how you look at his statement highlighting the fact that we are fighting in Europe doesn't lessen the impact that we really are in a precarious position.
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Whiskyman wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:05 am
tassiehammer wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:45 am

I heard Sharia law and it's courts were already operating in Leytonstone tel and probably in a
few midland shitholes as well. Drug dealers no way but you nick your neighbors sheep and you will lose a hand. :) 8
What would you lose if you were caught indulging in some, shall we say, dubious practices with the sheep ?
With that lot it probably depends on the sex of the parties involved. Same sex,thrown off the roof of the local tower block. :)
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tassiehammer wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:09 am
Whiskyman wrote: Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:05 am

What would you lose if you were caught indulging in some, shall we say, dubious practices with the sheep ?
With that lot it probably depends on the sex of the parties involved. Same sex,thrown off the roof of the local tower block. :)

So---sorry about this--- Ewe could get away with it if a female of the species was involved.
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Whiskyman wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:56 am
tassiehammer wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:09 am

With that lot it probably depends on the sex of the parties involved. Same sex,thrown off the roof of the local tower block. :)

So---sorry about this--- Ewe could get away with it if a female of the species was involved.
No RAMifications then.
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eskimo joe wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:01 am
Whiskyman wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:56 am


So---sorry about this--- Ewe could get away with it if a female of the species was involved.
No RAMifications then.
I suppose if it happened in the UK you'd be called before the Baaa to try and pull the wool over the judge's eyes.

Now let's agree, that's quite enough of this nonsense. :o
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Whiskyman wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:06 am
eskimo joe wrote: Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:01 am

No RAMifications then.
I suppose if it happened in the UK you'd be called before the Baaa to try and pull the wool over the judge's eyes.

Now let's agree, that's quite enough of this nonsense. :o
Enough of this thread as well. Reopen in 4 years.
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