January 2023 transfer window thread

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Towie wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:33 am We need Pipe Smurf back before transfer deadline day.

I’m lost without his itk information. 😂😂
Did he get even one correct?

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Watcher wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 1:06 am West Ham have put in a very reasonable offer and are determined to get him Im hearing...



https://talksport.com/football/1314101/ ... o-romario/
The last sentence is a bit of a downer though isn't it ? Says "he needs to be supplied". Poor sod would be feeding off scraps waiting for the supply from our midfield FFS.
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We're hoping for some great news here on Winterwatch. A viewer has phoned in to say he's sure he's seen an African visitor to these shores not seen for as long as we can remember, so here we are in the hide at Rush Green. Any sightings yet Michaela ?

Not yet Chris but it's early......but wait. I think it's him, I think it's him.

Yes Michaela, you're right. It's the Lesser Spotted Cornet. Astonishing. And it appears....he's training.

He is Chris. Something the Cornet rarely does. The conditions must be perfect for him. Oops. Sorry about dropping my guts. Must have been that Mutton Phaal I had last night.

Jesus Michaela that's fucking rank. But even worse. The sound has scared off the Cornet. He's run for shelter and he's fallen over clutching his foot. You stupid tart. If you didn't give me a hand job every Friday I'd have you sacked.

I'll have to tell McDullard now. He'll be asking Forest if they'll take 40 million for Lingard, that's for sure.

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palerider wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 9:56 am We're hoping for some great news here on Winterwatch. A viewer has phoned in to say he's sure he's seen an African visitor to these shores not seen for as long as we can remember, so here we are in the hide at Rush Green. Any sightings yet Michaela ?

Not yet Chris but it's early......but wait. I think it's him, I think it's him.

Yes Michaela, you're right. It's the Lesser Spotted Cornet. Astonishing. And it appears....he's training.

He is Chris. Something the Cornet rarely does. The conditions must be perfect for him. Oops. Sorry about dropping my guts. Must have been that Mutton Phaal I had last night.

Jesus Michaela that's fucking rank. But even worse. The sound has scared off the Cornet. He's run for shelter and he's fallen over clutching his foot. You stupid tart. If you didn't give me a hand job every Friday I'd have you sacked.

I'll have to tell McDullard now. He'll be asking Forest if they'll take 40 million for Lingard, that's for sure.
Michaela and hand jobs.
A fine way to start the day indeed my compadre.
It's true that she's got a set of gnashers that could suck spaghetti through a tennis racket but the hand job thing had me soiling my Spandex quicker than a spud fan being chased by a giant pot bellied pig.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:43 pm
palerider wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 9:56 am We're hoping for some great news here on Winterwatch. A viewer has phoned in to say he's sure he's seen an African visitor to these shores not seen for as long as we can remember, so here we are in the hide at Rush Green. Any sightings yet Michaela ?

Not yet Chris but it's early......but wait. I think it's him, I think it's him.

Yes Michaela, you're right. It's the Lesser Spotted Cornet. Astonishing. And it appears....he's training.

He is Chris. Something the Cornet rarely does. The conditions must be perfect for him. Oops. Sorry about dropping my guts. Must have been that Mutton Phaal I had last night.

Jesus Michaela that's fucking rank. But even worse. The sound has scared off the Cornet. He's run for shelter and he's fallen over clutching his foot. You stupid tart. If you didn't give me a hand job every Friday I'd have you sacked.

I'll have to tell McDullard now. He'll be asking Forest if they'll take 40 million for Lingard, that's for sure.
Michaela and hand jobs.
A fine way to start the day indeed my compadre.
It's true that she's got a set of gnashers that could suck spaghetti through a tennis racket but the hand job thing had me soiling my Spandex quicker than a spud fan being chased by a giant pot bellied pig.

Hussar!
Quite so my learned friend. Enough to make any heebie vermin scuttle back under it's rock.

Michaela, before she became famous and unattractive used to be a strippagram, hired for stag do's, getting her kit off and writhing about on the groom to be's genitals.

I need to put a wash on.

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palerider wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 1:01 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:43 pm

Michaela and hand jobs.
A fine way to start the day indeed my compadre.
It's true that she's got a set of gnashers that could suck spaghetti through a tennis racket but the hand job thing had me soiling my Spandex quicker than a spud fan being chased by a giant pot bellied pig.

Hussar!
Quite so my learned friend. Enough to make any heebie vermin scuttle back under it's rock.

Michaela, before she became famous and unattractive used to be a strippagram, hired for stag do's, getting her kit off and writhing about on the groom to be's genitals.

I need to put a wash on.
I'm a tad dribbly.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Well Antonio seems like he could be on his way out, the stumbling block is of course the injuries to scaramooch and Ings.
Well I'm no expert but this week's cup match should be a prime opportunity to play Mubama and maybe one or two others.
Over to you McCuntox.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:06 pm Well Antonio seems like he could be on his way out, the stumbling block is of course the injuries to scaramooch and Ings.
Well I'm no expert but this week's cup match should be a prime opportunity to play Mubama and maybe one or two others.
Over to you McCuntox.
Fuck me. A bloody great flock of pigs has just flown past the bedroom window.
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Whiskyman wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 5:08 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:06 pm Well Antonio seems like he could be on his way out, the stumbling block is of course the injuries to scaramooch and Ings.
Well I'm no expert but this week's cup match should be a prime opportunity to play Mubama and maybe one or two others.
Over to you McCuntox.
Fuck me. A bloody great flock of pigs has just flown past the bedroom window.
Fuck me....are you still in bed Whisky

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OZHAMMER wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:56 am
Towie wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:33 am We need Pipe Smurf back before transfer deadline day.

I’m lost without his itk information. 😂😂
Did he get even one correct?
Nope but enjoyed reading his long list of players we were about to sign.
His Sunmer mantra was “Exciting times people”.

I’m still waiting.
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