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eskimo joe
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Re: I'm a terrorist. I'm a slayer

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9898 wrote: Wed Jan 10, 2024 5:00 pm
HamstasParadise wrote: Wed Jan 10, 2024 1:04 pm It’s a slow news day today, so as Numbers sees fit to bump one his other tiresome posts about Paqueta, let’s bump another … this embarrassment originally titled “I'm a terrorist. I'm a slayer” until he changed it, and edited the first post.




His poetry muse seems to have deserted him since.
Everywhere I turn he tries to see,
He's filled with admiration and jealousy,
He brings a spud gun to the forum by night,
But my AK47 prose anhiliates and wins the fight,
He goes by the name of paradise,
But in reality his meek like a mice,
I won't torture and slay his lack of ability to be witty,
Don't worry he'll still be able to suck on mummys titty,
Now go get back on that wheel,
This ain't the day for me to hunt and kill
A bit messy that ode.
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Re: Teaty sucking

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Here we go, here we go, here we go......popcorn, popcorn, come and get yer popcorn :lol:
Just like my dreams they fade and die.
But on the positive side..............

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