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Last edited by 9898 on Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:30 am, edited 2 times in total.
"Mum. I've wet the bed again."

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Dribbler

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Down under mick wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 8:52 am Dribbler
goodpost:)

Playground level rhyming. Whatever next?
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” (Mark Twain.)

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Oh dear,ISIS or Boko Haram ?

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9898 wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 8:35 am I'm a terrorist, I'm a slayer
The ultimate player,
I bring life to the hater,
I'm a walking defibrillator,
I go after the grey man,
He walks like a clown,
My weapon is my post,
The victim that plays dead has been turned to toast,
The hate is my spinach,
Silence is my dream,
I'm a butcher,
I'm a manslayer,
I take out grey and vanilla,
I'm a triggerman killer.
Is that some trendy rap crap tune from today's youth?

Are you giving away your identity?One of them young 18,19 year old?

My kids like stuff like that.I cannot stand the sh*t music of today tbh,.but everyone to their own.

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Dwayne Pipes wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:58 am Oh dear,ISIS or Boko Haram ?
A Whiter Shade of Pale is one of the all time great tunes.

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OZHAMMER wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:05 am
Dwayne Pipes wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:58 am Oh dear,ISIS or Boko Haram ?
A Whiter Shade of Pale is one of the all time great tunes.
You're disrespecting my right to identify as black and I'm reporting you.

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OZHAMMER wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:05 am
Dwayne Pipes wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:58 am Oh dear,ISIS or Boko Haram ?
A Whiter Shade of Pale is one of the all time great tunes.
Now referenced on the BBC as 'A lighter Shade of Monochrome'...

All Womens sport is simply sport...
Women are now Arfur and no longer Marfur...
Everyones gay, all the time everywhere...
You kiss my botty and I'll kiss yours...
Hold hands and take a knee...rub yourself against a tree

Unbelievable Jeff Jennifer

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HamstasParadise wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:10 am
Down under mick wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 8:52 am Dribbler
goodpost:)

Playground level rhyming. Whatever next?
They chase me from the North, South, West and East,
They don't wanna catch me 'cause I'm a beast,
We know his name is Hamstaboy,
And everyone treats him like a sex toy,
Don't matter at all,
He's still the biggest tool,
No shame dribbling in his pie and mash,
But he sure don't wanna clash
"Mum. I've wet the bed again."

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palerider wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:16 am
OZHAMMER wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:05 am

A Whiter Shade of Pale is one of the all time great tunes.
You're disrespecting my right to identify as black and I'm reporting you.
I'm a straight, white, middle-aged male... I apologise a dozen times before I even get out of bed of a morning.

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