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Claret & Hugh Watch

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After seeing how they rated the players after the Norwich game I've decided to amuse myself by scanning the site occasionally for other little gems thery may come up with. And I'm going to start by asking one question.

Why are they so fucking obsessed with Mark Lawrenson's predictions ? Seems every match they devote an entire piece to his words of wisdom FFS.
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Just trying to fill the pages with the stuff that lubricates their tongues after they been so far up Sullivan's Arris I guess
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The latest piece of nonsense from Pravda is a comparison between Vlasic and Benrahma, where Vlasic's lack of goals is compared with Benrahma's 5 this season. Hardly surprising Benrahma has scored 5 more times the goals Vlasic has given that he has had more than 5 times the number of minutes on the pitch. And once again their different treatment of players can be seen depending on which players are flavour of the moneth. Antonio and Benrahma are "Mikey & Benny*, which imo sounds like a fucking fast food outlet, whereas the lesser mortals are simply referred to by their surname.
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Dicks! What next!? Lanzini hasn't made as many saves as Areola?!
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Whiskyman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:10 am The latest piece of nonsense from Pravda is a comparison between Vlasic and Benrahma, where Vlasic's lack of goals is compared with Benrahma's 5 this season. Hardly surprising Benrahma has scored 5 more times the goals Vlasic has given that he has had more than 5 times the number of minutes on the pitch. And once again their different treatment of players can be seen depending on which players are flavour of the moneth. Antonio and Benrahma are "Mikey & Benny*, which imo sounds like a fucking fast food outlet, whereas the lesser mortals are simply referred to by their surname.
Another channel who are not sure whether they are Arthur or Martha



and then 4 hours later


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BlackDiamond wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:29 am
Whiskyman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:10 am The latest piece of nonsense from Pravda is a comparison between Vlasic and Benrahma, where Vlasic's lack of goals is compared with Benrahma's 5 this season. Hardly surprising Benrahma has scored 5 more times the goals Vlasic has given that he has had more than 5 times the number of minutes on the pitch. And once again their different treatment of players can be seen depending on which players are flavour of the moneth. Antonio and Benrahma are "Mikey & Benny*, which imo sounds like a fucking fast food outlet, whereas the lesser mortals are simply referred to by their surname.
Another channel who are not sure whether they are Arthur or Martha



and then 4 hours later

And I understand some part with their hard earned for such pearls of wisdom. :o
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Whiskyman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:22 pm
BlackDiamond wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:29 am
Another channel who are not sure whether they are Arthur or Martha



and then 4 hours later

And I understand some part with their hard earned for such pearls of wisdom. :o
These are the peeps who demand extra extra content - more than two regular daily productions - and dip both sets of toes in the Patreon zone.
And you can't be more informed and up to speed than that.

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BlackDiamond wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:00 pm
Whiskyman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:22 pm

And I understand some part with their hard earned for such pearls of wisdom. :o
These are the peeps who demand extra extra content - more than two regular daily productions - and dip both sets of toes in the Patreon zone.
And you can't be more informed and up to speed than that.
Extra, extra content eh. What does that mean ? Even more rumours of an imminent return for the pony tailed Geordie lump.
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Whiskyman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:11 pm
BlackDiamond wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:00 pm
These are the peeps who demand extra extra content - more than two regular daily productions - and dip both sets of toes in the Patreon zone.
And you can't be more informed and up to speed than that.
Extra, extra content eh. What does that mean ? Even more rumours of an imminent return for the pony tailed Geordie lump.
This is his post pony tailed renaissance period - same hard working,drinking,cavorting professional you recognise and admire - enhanced by a team of identity stylists with a witty social media presence. Anyone who signs AC, doesn't just get the AC product, they get the complete AC experience....

...and in fairness, Reading have been a bit overwhelmed by it all...

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