Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 12:20 pm
palerider wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 11:40 am
Quite.
And although it's 140 degrees out there. have a great Christmas.
I imagine the Woolagaroo WI come'a caroling in their bikinis as it's so hot.
I've just cum.
I must admit I've just drilled a hole in the wall myself.
The thought of a scantily clad hairy backed vixen parading herself up and down the beach with her giblets hanging out has got me a tad messy.
Must dash!
Indeed my learned friend but after the thrill of the hunt and a welcome unloading, one has to question how the convicts can stomach prawns on the barbie and alligator vindaloo on offer with cans of gnats piss lager. Decent real ale like Fennikins Old Insanity, that's the stuff to warm the cockles.
Christmases were much better back in the day. Proper tv. James Bond on Christmas Day not some woke cross-dressing wanker prancing around with darkies who are only on there to tick a fucking box.
And properly fucking cold.
Very special memories for me. Always traditional fayre. Turkey with all the trimmings, although I'd stuff the sprouts down the cat, Christmas pud, Mum letting me have a sip of her drain cleaner and tonic. 'Not too much Dora, the little cunt's only four !' my Dad would say. During the days leading up to it I fondly remember stealing from James' sweet shop in Ripple Road after school while my parents were still at work, cheerily pushing old ladies into snow drifts on the way home. It always snowed back then didn't it ? Carol singing then a snowball with a brick in it through the window of any fucker who gave less than ten shillings. The joy if Elaine Bunkell turned up for it as I could shuffle under my parka looking at her tits. The Boxing Day game at Vicarage Field, grabbing an Ilford fan and nailing him up behind the stand.
The Pales were always well-to-do thanks to Dad's job as an armed robber but he'd always find the time to put a lighted rag through the letter boxes of those struggling with the heating bills. And I thank him for bringing me up in a way that would make him proud.
Aaaaaaah........Happy times.