Are Newcastle in trouble?

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JayK wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:05 am Such a shame coz she used to be wank bank material
I'd still bash her up.
Even though she probably has a minge that resembles a dropped lasagne, needs must n all that.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:17 am
JayK wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:05 am Such a shame coz she used to be wank bank material
I'd still bash her up.
Even though she probably has a minge that resembles a dropped lasagne, needs must n all that.
:lol: :lol:

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:17 am
JayK wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:05 am Such a shame coz she used to be wank bank material
I'd still bash her up.
Even though she probably has a minge that resembles a dropped lasagne, needs must n all that.
“Dropped lasagne” :lol: :lol: :lol:
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h69 wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:52 am
palerider wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:49 am

I reckon Staveley took him on as he's the only cunt who'd slip her one as I'm fucking sure the ugly bitch isn't getting it elsewhere.
More plastic than human. If she goes out in the sun and she will melt ! Fucking lucky she is up north where it is always grim !
She does appear to have a touch of the Nancy Reagans (remember her ?) about her.
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Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:17 am
JayK wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:05 am Such a shame coz she used to be wank bank material
I
has a minge that resembles a dropped lasagne…

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I think her middle name's Esiah.
As one eye is most definitely higher than the other.

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So they got their first win.

Burnley were bossing the game until their best player Cornet went off. It suggests they too are in the shit.

I'm reading about all the players they'll sign in January. Trippier, Mee, Tarkowski and Big Jesse. The latter on a four and a half year deal and their top earner.

The only one with any chance imo is Tarkowski. Out of contract in the Summer. Even for 50 million no way will Burnley let Mee go. He's better than Tarka anyway and how much does relegation cost ? A lot more than 50m. For Trippier and Lingard it would show complete lack of ambition however much you got paid.

How do you spend that much money anyway ?

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