Legends Tour

[palerider]

I had to postpone. Just got new dates.

I have the choice now of Alvin, Keith Robson, Alan Taylor, Brian Dear, Phil Parkes, Mark Ward or Tony Gale showing me around the ILS.



Decisions.

[Brookbonds73]

I had to postpone. Just got new dates.

I have the choice now of Alvin, Keith Robson, Alan Taylor, Brian Dear, Phil Parkes, Mark Ward or Tony Gale showing me around the ILS.



Decisions.

Personally my good man, I'd ask for Alex Kral, it's not like he's busy or anything. The only problem is I've heard that he starts to froth like a rabid dog, shake uncontrollably, and breaks out singing " the hills are alive, with the sound of music" when he sees the pitch.

Tis a quandary right enough.

[Dwayne Pipes]

My choice would be Jack “the Hammer” Wilshere
A font of West Ham trivia plus you get to ride the tour on the back of his mobility scooter.

[Jacko1966]

Last tour I did of UP we had Alan Taylor and Phil Parkes showing us around. They were quality.

[palerider]

A new addition has been added.

Andy Carroll.

An extensive tour of the treatment room plus you share a crate of Newkie Broon with him over a large doner.


Sounds like my kind of gig.

[h69]

They need to include Samassi Abou. I want him to show me around.

[JayK]

Javier Margas was rumoured to have done a tour but all attendees have been missing since.

Joey Beauchamp was booked to do one but he got caught in traffic

[h69]

Marco Boogers gave me a tour of his caravan. It had an ensuite and everything

[Dwayne Pipes]

Pal of mine did an Allardyce tour but never made it out of the canteen.

[Whiskyman]

Last tour I did of UP we had Alan Taylor and Phil Parkes showing us around. They were quality.

They've got one or two nice looking and well proportioned ladies from Barratt Homes doing it now. Probably not as amusing as Parkes and Taylor but nice on the eyes

Only ever done 2 stadium tours, Camp Nou and Bernabeu but I am looking forward to the announcement of the Neil Ruddock pub crawl. Should be good. Providing Gary Charles doesn't turn up pissed like he sometimes used to for training allegedly.