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Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 10:29 am
by palerider
I had to postpone. Just got new dates.

I have the choice now of Alvin, Keith Robson, Alan Taylor, Brian Dear, Phil Parkes, Mark Ward or Tony Gale showing me around the ILS.



Decisions.

Re: Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 11:14 am
by Brookbonds73
palerider wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 10:29 am I had to postpone. Just got new dates.

I have the choice now of Alvin, Keith Robson, Alan Taylor, Brian Dear, Phil Parkes, Mark Ward or Tony Gale showing me around the ILS.



Decisions.
Personally my good man, I'd ask for Alex Kral, it's not like he's busy or anything. The only problem is I've heard that he starts to froth like a rabid dog, shake uncontrollably, and breaks out singing " the hills are alive, with the sound of music" when he sees the pitch.

Tis a quandary right enough.

Re: Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 11:22 am
by Dwayne Pipes
My choice would be Jack “the Hammer” Wilshere
A font of West Ham trivia plus you get to ride the tour on the back of his mobility scooter.

Re: Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:25 pm
by Jacko1966
Last tour I did of UP we had Alan Taylor and Phil Parkes showing us around. They were quality.

Re: Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:53 pm
by palerider
A new addition has been added.

Andy Carroll.

An extensive tour of the treatment room plus you share a crate of Newkie Broon with him over a large doner.


Sounds like my kind of gig.

Re: Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:25 pm
by h69
They need to include Samassi Abou. I want him to show me around.

Re: Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:44 pm
by JayK
Javier Margas was rumoured to have done a tour but all attendees have been missing since.

Joey Beauchamp was booked to do one but he got caught in traffic

Re: Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 2:47 pm
by h69
Marco Boogers gave me a tour of his caravan. It had an ensuite and everything

Re: Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:00 pm
by Dwayne Pipes
Pal of mine did an Allardyce tour but never made it out of the canteen.

Re: Legends Tour

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:22 pm
by Whiskyman
Jacko1966 wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:25 pm Last tour I did of UP we had Alan Taylor and Phil Parkes showing us around. They were quality.
They've got one or two nice looking and well proportioned ladies from Barratt Homes doing it now. Probably not as amusing as Parkes and Taylor but nice on the eyes ;)

Only ever done 2 stadium tours, Camp Nou and Bernabeu but I am looking forward to the announcement of the Neil Ruddock pub crawl. Should be good. Providing Gary Charles doesn't turn up pissed like he sometimes used to for training allegedly.