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A new centre-back

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Tarka the otter's name has cropped up again with the Messiah prepared to offer a take it or leave it offer to the squeaky ginger cunt of 7m, which will almost certainly be turned down as they're battling the drop.

Another name mentioned is Ben Davies of the victims, currently on loan at the Blunts.

I don't know if the loan can be terminated but he's left-footed. Tarkowski isn't, and it's a left-footed defender we need, so it would make more sense.

The player himself would without doubt prefer the ILS with it's high-speed transport links and us now being massive over a dreary existence of eating meat pies, wife-beating and shagging whippets.

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palerider wrote: Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:30 am Tarka the otter's name has cropped up again with the Messiah prepared to offer a take it or leave it offer to the squeaky ginger cunt of 7m, which will almost certainly be turned down as they're battling the drop.

Another name mentioned is Ben Davies of the victims, currently on loan at the Blunts.

I don't know if the loan can be terminated but he's left-footed. Tarkowski isn't, and it's a left-footed defender we need, so it would make more sense.

The player himself would without doubt prefer the ILS with it's high-speed transport links and us now being massive over a dreary existence of eating meat pies, wife-beating and shagging whippets.
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Newmarket wrote: Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:45 am
palerider wrote: Sun Nov 28, 2021 10:30 am Tarka the otter's name has cropped up again with the Messiah prepared to offer a take it or leave it offer to the squeaky ginger cunt of 7m, which will almost certainly be turned down as they're battling the drop.

Another name mentioned is Ben Davies of the victims, currently on loan at the Blunts.

I don't know if the loan can be terminated but he's left-footed. Tarkowski isn't, and it's a left-footed defender we need, so it would make more sense.

The player himself would without doubt prefer the ILS with it's high-speed transport links and us now being massive over a dreary existence of eating meat pies, wife-beating and shagging whippets.
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Ben Davies would be a huge mistake. I've literally no idea what the dippers were thinking when they bought him. Blokes never played a minute of PL football in his life and is poor even in the lower reaches of the Championship. If ever there was a player who could claim to be worse than Relegation Roger - It's this guy.
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BillyDWhizz wrote: Sun Nov 28, 2021 11:54 am Ben Davies would be a huge mistake. I've literally no idea what the dippers were thinking when they bought him. Blokes never played a minute of PL football in his life and is poor even in the lower reaches of the Championship. If ever there was a player who could claim to be worse than Relegation Roger - It's this guy.
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Some new names cropped up this morning.

Rob Dickie, QPR.
Dael Fry, Middlesbrough.
Lloyd Kelly, Bournemouth.

And an interesting one, Nathan Ake, Man City.

They paid 41m for him and he barely plays. He was by far Bournemouth's best player and is class imo. City it seems are unwilling to sell him but could be open to a loan with obligation, and maybe having first dibs on Declan if or when he moves.

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Sell Zouma.
He's shit.
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Bet you wouldn’t say that on kumb

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9898 wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 7:45 am Sell Zouma.
He's shit.
Now your just getting ridiculous , we wouldn't have any defence if we did that .

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Newmarket wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:58 pm Bet you wouldn’t say that on kumb


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