Hammers Chat

palerider wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:32 am

Flairon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:29 am

How was you flight mate and more importantly how was the game?

I am back home in sunny south Florida. I got bumped up to business class, which was none to shabby I must say.

Sadly the nice chaps at CBP confiscated my Lincolnshire Sausages.

I assume CBP is an airport.

Orlando confiscated a fucking apple a few years ago......jobsworth arsewipes.

Customs and border
Patrol, if I remember rightly they are
Indeed jobsworth aresewipes.

eastcoastclaret wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:28 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:32 am

I assume CBP is an airport.

Orlando confiscated a fucking apple a few years ago......jobsworth arsewipes.

Customs and border
Patrol, if I remember rightly they are
Indeed jobsworth aresewipes.

I see.

Can't have a single apple bought at Gatwick decimating the entire US fruit growing industry can we.


I'd have been better off with some semtex.

palerider wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:53 pm

eastcoastclaret wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:28 pm



Customs and border
Patrol, if I remember rightly they are
Indeed jobsworth aresewipes.

I see.

Can't have a single apple bought at Gatwick decimating the entire US fruit growing industry can we.


I'd have been better off with some semtex.

Apples far too healthy too. Better chance walking in with a burger

JayK wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 2:14 pm

palerider wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:53 pm
I see.

Can't have a single apple bought at Gatwick decimating the entire US fruit growing industry can we.


I'd have been better off with some semtex.

Apples far too healthy too. Better chance walking in with a burger

Actually it was my son's apple Jay.

I had a quadruple cheese pizza with pepperoni and was given a high-five by the fat cunt on the desk.

palerider wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 2:20 pm

JayK wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 2:14 pm

Apples far too healthy too. Better chance walking in with a burger

Actually it was my son's apple Jay.

I had a quadruple cheese pizza with pepperoni and was given a high-five by the fat cunt on the desk.

Your son needs educating then. Good work by you though

Had a great time at the Genk game. I was on the piss from 1 in the afternoon with my brother and sons in Hemel then in kings cross. Unfortunately made it too late for the boats, so hopefully next time I'll get a chance to meet up with some of you.
TBH I was impressed with my overall impression of the stadium. I was seated on the side in the third row and had a good view of the game. If and when we buy the ground hopefully the sides will get a little closer to the pitch.
The atmosphere was excellent (45k attendance) and this afternoon against the vermin should be amazing.
Ended up being thrown out of a casino in Leicester square at 3am, so all in all a great night

palerider wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:32 am

Flairon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:29 am

How was you flight mate and more importantly how was the game?

I am back home in sunny south Florida. I got bumped up to business class, which was none to shabby I must say.

Sadly the nice chaps at CBP confiscated my Lincolnshire Sausages.

I assume CBP is an airport.

Orlando confiscated a fucking apple a few years ago......jobsworth arsewipes.

No mate, CBP is Customs and Border Patrol. I was at Miami Airport.

palerider wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:42 am

Jacko1966 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 11:10 am

Some are even ShitCunts (a soubriquet reserved only for cunts of the highest order).

Well I think you qualify Jacko.

Bless you Al, I've never been prouder.