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Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:41 pm
by Towie
9898 wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:48 pm
Castiron wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:46 pm Ahh, he's rolling back the years now. 4 goals against the mighty San Marino, and Sam Splatterface has come in his pants.
In the interest of fairness, how many ahs Antonio scored against the mighty opposition he is facing for Jamaica? :lol: :lol:
Stupid remark.
Numbnuts making a tit of herself again.

Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:03 pm
by Towie
Kane now scored 1 goal in 12 PL games for Spuds.

The big chin complaining the Leeds defenders were better than San Marino’s.

Needs to move to a bigger club in the top 4. 😉😂😂

Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:58 pm
by Towie
Kane scored tonight, at least he can do it against Slovenian defenders.

Shame the Spuds lost 2-1 against the mighty Slovenian giants MS Mura. 😂😂😂

Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:41 pm
by HamstasParadise
“…. with his well-taken chipped equaliser but for the rest of the time was a lumbering shell of his former self, full of poor touches and fluffed shots.”

BBC match report.

Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:02 pm
by Towie
Really embarrassing now, even Soucek that crap Czech player according to Numbnuts has scored more goals than Kane in Pl.

Can it get any worse for the Chin?

Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:30 pm
by h69
Towie wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:58 pm Kane scored tonight, at least he can do it against Slovenian defenders.

Shame the Spuds lost 2-1 against the mighty Slovenian giants MS Mura. 😂😂😂
Come on, they have been practicing for 9 years since the club were formed :lol: :lol:

Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:52 pm
by Towie
Dear oh dear, another weekend finished and still only 1 PL goal for the season.

Can a player make it any more obvious he wants out of the bageldome?

Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:05 am
by Towie
Just been told by an unreliable source that the first 12 games of this season is not real.

Therefore Kane has no goals at all this season!

Only 1 PL goal in the first 12 non goals.

Citeh will be able to buy him for half the price as his stock must be at its lowest.

Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 12:25 pm
by Whiskyman
Towie wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:05 am Just been told by an unreliable source that the first 1/ games of this season is not real.

Therefore Kane has no goals at all this season!

Only 1 PL goal in the first 12 non goals.

Citeh will be able to buy him for half the price as his stock must be at its lowest.
I have been told by an equally unreliable source that the "Harry Kane" seen operating for Tottenham this season is, in fact, not the real one who represented the club last season. The real Kane is apparently enjoying life as a Bruce Forsyth impersonator in Magaluf.

Re: Kane - he’s gone.

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2022 1:54 pm
by Towie
Just seen Dawson has scored more goals in last 4 games than Kane.

Maybe we should play Dawson as our Striker.