Hammers Chat

I've just seen that Phil Jones and Nemanja Matic are being linked to us again. Worryingly these two steaming piles of dogshit are exactly the type of players that Sully adores so I'd not be at all surprised to see us in for them.

That got me thinking about all the other shit players that no doubt we'll be linked with between now and the start of next season so I thought I'd start a list - It'll be interesting to see how many of our guesses actually do get mentioned in the same breath as us in the media during the silly season.

I'll start off with:
Ryan Bertrand
Jeffrey Schlupp
John Lundstram

Please feel free to add any players you wouldn't want anywhere near our club but just know in the pit of your stomach we're going to get linked with at some point.

Benteke? Sure he’s end of his contract

JayK wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 5:24 pm Benteke? Sure he’s end of his contract

Jumping mongooses, Christian Benteke is just the type that a manager like David Moyes would think - he could do a job

Edin Dzeko
Ramsdale (keeper)
Half the fucking relegated players.

BlackDiamond wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 6:13 pm

JayK wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 5:24 pm Benteke? Sure he’s end of his contract

Jumping mongooses, Christian Benteke is just the type that a manager like David Moyes would think - he could do a job

That’s my worry. But who knows? He might actually be able to. Doubtful though

Tbh I’m never worried about us being linked with players. The press nd the wannabes like that Ex whu bloke have vested interests in stirring the pot.

However I did wake up in a cold sweat one morning from a dream in which Phil Jones was being photographed in a West Ham kit.

And for some reason I have a feeling that whoever signs Tammy Abraham will end up buying a problem.

Mitrovic
Diaganna
Loftus Cheek
Barkley
King

I think Moyes will choose his own players and I don't think they'll be the journeymen that have been suggested on here.

Moyes likes hungry players,not one`s coming for a half decent wage packet,that our lovely co-owner loves to try and sign.

The papers will have us linked with everyone. Moyes probably has already got his targets lined up and if they're as good value as Soucek, Soufal, Dawson and Lingard for the money they have cost us I'll be happy.

Remember to a man we all thought Dawson was absolute pony, and although he's not quite the Virgil Van Dawson that we were beginning to think he was, he has been a bargain!

I suppose it will be Moyes old favourites like Barkley, Fellaini and an old favourite of ours Arnautovic.