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Bring back Cottee and McAvennie


Bilic out!
Moyes out!
BFS out!
Redknapp out!

Just imagine if my Auntie had bolllocks...

hd1 wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 9:29 pm Just imagine if my Auntie had bolllocks...

...and your uncle discovered after the wedding...

hd1 wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 9:29 pm Just imagine if my Auntie had bolllocks...

I made that quote to someone about an hour ago on another mixed Football site.

Had a pic of Bonzo lifting the Cup. in 1980

He said,Ipswich should have beaten Everton and would have no doubt knocked us out,when I came up with that little gem.

I said,.Ipswich were a fabulous team in that era,but it dosen't give you entitlement.

hd1 wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 9:29 pm Just imagine if my Auntie had bolllocks...

A mate of mine pulled a girl in Hamburg bar during the 80's only to discover that particular discrepancy.

palerider wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 7:04 am

hd1 wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 9:29 pm Just imagine if my Auntie had bolllocks...

A mate of mine pulled a girl in Hamburg bar during the 80's only to discover that particular discrepancy.

He pulled off his Auntie?!

palerider wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 7:04 am

hd1 wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 9:29 pm Just imagine if my Auntie had bolllocks...

A mate of mine pulled a girl in Hamburg bar during the 80's only to discover that particular discrepancy.

OZHAMMER wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 7:08 am

palerider wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 7:04 am

A mate of mine pulled a girl in Hamburg bar during the 80's only to discover that particular discrepancy.

He pulled off his Auntie?!

palerider wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 7:04 am

hd1 wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 9:29 pm Just imagine if my Auntie had bolllocks...

A mate of mine pulled a girl in Hamburg bar during the 80's only to discover that particular discrepancy.

Know it all 16 year old in Amsterdam...fell in love watching a stripper at a club....Fucked me for life that one.....
didn't look at another female till I was 35......

palerider wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 7:04 am

hd1 wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 9:29 pm Just imagine if my Auntie had bolllocks...

A mate of mine pulled a girl in Hamburg bar during the 80's only to discover that particular discrepancy.

That happened to a fella I know back in the day and he killed him