From what I understand the recovery from his delicate surgery was somewhat delayed.
According to the medical reports, whilst BB was recovering in ICU, his good friend and sidekick the right Honorable Sir Palerider , obviously very concerned about BB's condition and wanting to comfort him through his ordeal, managed to sneak a Yak and two very large, hairy backed and bearded Albanian lasses dressed as nurses past the hospital security.
After relieving the hospital dispensary of 2 gallons of their finest ethanol they made their way to the ICU where it is thought that throughout the night they committed various forms of debauchery, and consumed all the ethanol and various other liquids they could lay their hands on.
Eventually when the 2 Albanian "nurses " succumbed to the effects of the ethanol the Yak took over and whilst giving BB a tongue body massage managed to dislodge the majority of the staples used to patch up BB, as well as the monitor cables thus drawing attention of the night nurses. Apparently, when entering the ICU, they found the two Albanian wenches naked and handcuffed to the bed, the Yak was eventually rounded up and due to it's lacerated tongue and other non disclosed injuries was taken to the Royal Veterinary college, where, it is thought that she will make a full recovery in time.
It is thought that Sir Palerider managed to escape the clutches of the security by hiding in the mortuary, but as yet there has been no contact with him.
For a full and uncensored version of these events they are available on DVD or download at BB Productions at a modest price of 20 quid.
And to you BB......a speedy recovery mate....and good luck with the DVD sales.....
