Summer transfer window thread (What ins and outs do you want to see?)

[Pipe smurf]

Whiskyman is having his perioids

Nobody was talking about someone bankrolling anything.

Just saying there will be a healthy transfer budget for Moyes to work with this summer

Whiskyman will see that like all of you will

[Castiron]

Linked with Noa Lang at Club Brugge, and no. it's not Dutch for 'Not interested'.

Get it done ffs ! The kid's mustard.

If he's that good can't see him coming here tbh.
Couple of click baits saying we've offered Belotti a 3 year deal

[palerider]

Linked with Noa Lang at Club Brugge, and no. it's not Dutch for 'Not interested'.

Get it done ffs ! The kid's mustard.

If he's that good can't see him coming here tbh.
Couple of click baits saying we've offered Belotti a 3 year deal

Because he's free no doubt.

If it's to pad the squad out then fine but I hope to Christ we're not going down the cheap route.

[Brookbonds73]

Linked with Noa Lang at Club Brugge, and no. it's not Dutch for 'Not interested'.

Get it done ffs ! The kid's mustard.

No doubt a young Charlie Adam in the making my compadre.

[palerider]

Linked with Noa Lang at Club Brugge, and no. it's not Dutch for 'Not interested'.

Get it done ffs ! The kid's mustard.

No doubt a young Charlie Adam in the making my compadre.

Indeed my learned friend.

I'm salivating at the thought of those tombstone teeth weaving their magic.

[Whiskyman]

Whiskyman is having his perioids

Nobody was talking about someone bankrolling anything.

Just saying there will be a healthy transfer budget for Moyes to work with this summer

Whiskyman will see that like all of you will

Must be your age mate, your memory's clearly on the way out
Post by Pipe smurf » Wed Apr 20, 2022 8:55 pm

Kretinsky owns 33% of the club and will probably be the sole owner in March
He´s richer than Gold and Sullivan combined by quite some distance
He will spend.

and before that

Pipe smurf wrote: ↑Wed Apr 20, 2022 1:08 pm
If the club is struggling in the League next March then they will get less for the club so it only makes sense to improve the side
If so Kretinsky will fund most of this summer window I reckon, they didn´t spend a dime in January they will in the summer, you´ll see

Now get nurse to make you a nice cup of cocoa.

[Brookbonds73]

No doubt a young Charlie Adam in the making my compadre.

Indeed my learned friend.

I'm salivating at the thought of those tombstone teeth weaving their magic.

The thought of those gnashers ( like a row of condemned houses) biting in to a tackle has me a tad wet, I must say.

[palerider]

A couple of reports emerging, one from a bloke who used to post on here but now has his own Youtube 'How to plumb in your pinball machine' channel that young Dec will stay for at least another year. Maybe not committing to a new contract and there's obviously the chance that Ayatollah Dwarfshit (peace be upon him) could cash in, but there you have it. And it's not reliant on us winning the Europa jobbie either.

But there's a catch. There always is isn't there. Just like accepting a 20% discount on a 'Lithuanian Lovelies' porn channel as long as you agree to a few ads, only to receive 5000 offers a day to buy stud delay cream, Japanese nipple clamps or lifesize Mary Millington dolls.

So I'm told.

We have to show ambition.

Yep, that word again. The one that Cottee, all those years ago, and the fat frog more recently, quoted that would convince then that East London was where it's at, although in FF's case it was probably the fact he didn't use stud delay cream that made him fuck off to pastures new.

Now Dec, (peace be upon him), isn't a treacherous Johnny Foreigner and is obviously a damned good egg to boot but he wants trophies. It's not about the money money money...etc...

Chelsea are in turmoil and don't know if they'll be owned by a rich African or Lewis Hamilton, Manure despite the managerial announcement are years away from glory. Did you know that Ten Hag means Stupid Cunt in English ?

So it's up to us. What could possibly go wrong ? Hinge, Bracket and Dithering Dave have an open goal, so I'll start the ball rolling and give then some suggestions that would be very tempting and convince the lad we mean business.


Tom Heaton
Phil Jones
Charlie Adam
Robert Snodgrass (unfinished business)
Andy Carroll (as above)
Danny Drinkwater
The boy Dixon


You know it makes sense Rodders.

[Brookbonds73]

A couple of reports emerging, one from a bloke who used to post on here but now has his own Youtube 'How to plumb in your pinball machine' channel that young Dec will stay for at least another year. Maybe not committing to a new contract and there's obviously the chance that Ayatollah Dwarfshit (peace be upon him) could cash in, but there you have it. And it's not reliant on us winning the Europa jobbie either.

But there's a catch. There always is isn't there. Just like accepting a 20% discount on a 'Lithuanian Lovelies' porn channel as long as you agree to a few ads, only to receive 5000 offers a day to buy stud delay cream, Japanese nipple clamps or lifesize Mary Millington dolls.

So I'm told.

We have to show ambition.

Yep, that word again. The one that Cottee, all those years ago, and the fat frog more recently, quoted that would convince then that East London was where it's at, although in FF's case it was probably the fact he didn't use stud delay cream that made him fuck off to pastures new.

Now Dec, (peace be upon him), isn't a treacherous Johnny Foreigner and is obviously a damned good egg to boot but he wants trophies. It's not about the money money money...etc...

Chelsea are in turmoil and don't know if they'll be owned by a rich African or Lewis Hamilton, Manure despite the managerial announcement are years away from glory. Did you know that Ten Hag means Stupid Cunt in English ?

So it's up to us. What could possibly go wrong ? Hinge, Bracket and Dithering Dave have an open goal, so I'll start the ball rolling and give then some suggestions that would be very tempting and convince the lad we mean business.


Tom Heaton
Phil Jones
Charlie Adam
Robert Snodgrass (unfinished business)
Andy Carroll (as above)
Danny Drinkwater
The boy Dixon


You know it makes sense Rodders.

Shakespeare couldn't have put it better my learned friend.
May I also add.

Big Benni ( wasted at KFC)
Neville Southall ( we need a backup) and at nearly 40 stone he's back could cover most of the back four.
And last but by no means least the talented Gokan Tore a wing wizard, whose chances were limited due to suffering from piles.

I'm at half mast here.

[palerider]

A couple of reports emerging, one from a bloke who used to post on here but now has his own Youtube 'How to plumb in your pinball machine' channel that young Dec will stay for at least another year. Maybe not committing to a new contract and there's obviously the chance that Ayatollah Dwarfshit (peace be upon him) could cash in, but there you have it. And it's not reliant on us winning the Europa jobbie either.

But there's a catch. There always is isn't there. Just like accepting a 20% discount on a 'Lithuanian Lovelies' porn channel as long as you agree to a few ads, only to receive 5000 offers a day to buy stud delay cream, Japanese nipple clamps or lifesize Mary Millington dolls.

So I'm told.

We have to show ambition.

Yep, that word again. The one that Cottee, all those years ago, and the fat frog more recently, quoted that would convince then that East London was where it's at, although in FF's case it was probably the fact he didn't use stud delay cream that made him fuck off to pastures new.

Now Dec, (peace be upon him), isn't a treacherous Johnny Foreigner and is obviously a damned good egg to boot but he wants trophies. It's not about the money money money...etc...

Chelsea are in turmoil and don't know if they'll be owned by a rich African or Lewis Hamilton, Manure despite the managerial announcement are years away from glory. Did you know that Ten Hag means Stupid Cunt in English ?

So it's up to us. What could possibly go wrong ? Hinge, Bracket and Dithering Dave have an open goal, so I'll start the ball rolling and give then some suggestions that would be very tempting and convince the lad we mean business.


Tom Heaton
Phil Jones
Charlie Adam
Robert Snodgrass (unfinished business)
Andy Carroll (as above)
Danny Drinkwater
The boy Dixon


You know it makes sense Rodders.

Shakespeare couldn't have put it better my learned friend.
May I also add.

Big Benni ( wasted at KFC)
Neville Southall ( we need a backup) and at nearly 40 stone he's back could cover most of the back four.
And last but by no means least the talented Gokan Tore a wing wizard, whose chances were limited due to suffering from piles.

I'm at half mast here.

Craig Shakespeare ?

Good call. Could still do a job. Only 58.