cockneyhammer wrote:

You don't touch my helmet and I won't touch yours alright....

I like this thread mate

Sad loss today although I've not seen him out in the public for a few years. Without doubt the man had a talent and mouth to match. People wanted to see him win or see him get beat in equal measure, either way it put bums on seats. What set him apart from the others wasn't his size it was his sheer ...

On a beautiful summer's day, two American tourists were driving through Wales . At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch, they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, 'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where...

Even better, a song



The original was done by Kevin bloody Wilson

just got home from a long days work and said to my wife 'I've just squashed a hedgehog!' Looking terribly upset my little daughter looked up at me with tears welling up in her eyes 'couldn't you have just carefully driven around it? I knealt down to be at eye level so as to comfort her as she starte...

As i stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night, the girl behind the desk, in what i may say a very attractive uniform,looked at me and said 'can i help you sir?' 'Yes,' i slurred,whilst unzipping my superman costume and pulling my wallet out 'One ticket to Amsterd...

redhammer wrote:

eastcoastclaret wrote:Our smilie selection is shit. Can we have our old animated smilies back?

Can add any you wish. Is there any in particular you fancy? I've added a whopping 4 more (just seeing if I could) so turns out I can.

Cheers Red, add loads! We can never have enough animated smilies

Our smilie selection is shit. Can we have our old animated smilies back?